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Things you have that Patrick doesn't.

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money, a penis, a slim GF (I call her my wife sometimes), the ability to NOT go 'shuut your fucking mouth!!! (angrily)' during a prank call. I just lost a business deal with some Chinks (their Gov. banned crypto, again, yawn..) but despite me being a little bit subdued recently, I've got a smile.

And most importantly, I've got the BMI of a human.
 
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Will Tate said:
Dignity, self-awareness, humility, control over my drinking, the love and respect of my family and friends, fiscal responsibility, a sense of humor, a firm grasp of reality, and the good sense to know that Norm MacDonald is funny.
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Wrong as always, little infant baby child. I have more dignity than you’ll have in a million billion lifetimes, child. That’s why I talk like a raving maniac, sweetie. [More gay phrases]
 
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