Things you do that Pat does do too

[LockedHDD__Pot]

since we've never seen him with his rage-nub, I can only assume nobody from here has ever sent him a death threat

And he's joking about rape (again)

 

[guest]

I'm a pathological narcissistic liar. I have serious anger and alcohol problems. I'm extremely irrational. My self-restraint and awareness are nonexistent. I have no real friends. I have to manipulate damaged women to sleep with me. I am an insufferable know-it-all who actually knows jackshit. I don't think I'm better than everyone, I know I am. The world owes me for existing. I'm a hypocrite and a snitch. I'm a glutton, a criminal and a pretentious asshole who lacks any real talent to back it up. My existence is a net negative in every way.

I'd fucking kill myself in a second if even half of that was true about me, let alone all of it. Or if I was a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I haven’t paid Quasi, either.

 

[guest]

I went to a sci fi convention a few weeks ago

Gay.

 

[UnPRePared]

I, too, love science fiction, but the difference there is the pre -Star Wars kind. Fatty loves his asplosions and bright lasers, while I'd rather take in the subtle metaphors of existence from ",The Incredible Shrinking Man" and "The Day The Earth Stood Still". Basically the kind of messages that make me think, while making Piggly cry of boredom.

Also, the band and I were once at an amazing restaurant in Switzerland that served French cuisine, might have been the Beau-Rivage I think, and Kool ordered what basically amounted to comfort food. At a gourmet fucking restaurant. I wish I could remember exactly what it was, but we hammered him on it for the rest of the tour. To his credit though, he owned up and admitted it was low class to request such a simplistic meal, but it "was the mood at the time".

So really, myself and my band are not like Patrick. Because he's rubbish. And fat.

 

[Imager]

I can bench 250, child.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Gay.

It really was. It's essentially a bunch of grown ass adults selling kids toys to each other.

I expected to see a lot of tranny nonsense, but surprisingly there wasn't any. No furries, either. Just a bunch of seemingly harmless dorks in arrested development.

 

[guest]

It really was. It's essentially a bunch of grown ass adults selling kids toys to each other.

I expected to see a lot of tranny nonsense, but surprisingly there wasn't any. No furries, either. Just a bunch of seemingly harmless dorks in arrested development.

Well that’s a relief. I guess this kind of degeneracy is relegated to mostly the SFWA. I guess I’ll go make a sandwich.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I've published works that know one will ever read.

 

[UnPRePared]

Well that’s a relief. I guess this kind of degeneracy is relegated to mostly the SFWA. I guess I’ll go make a sandwich.

Make a beef wellington and share it with us in pictures.

We won't make fun of you if you burn it, but you better be wearing a nice shirt in the picture.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Whenever I learn a new fact, I repeat it to others as if I'm an expert in the subject and belittle them when they don't know as much as I do.

 

[Porkys]

I've been drawing a monthly SSI check for a few years now. I have to admit its kinda nice

 

[captain_kamala]

I've been drawing an SSI check for a few years now. I have to admit its kinda nice

boomia alt found

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Whenever I learn a new fact, I repeat it to others as if I'm an expert in the subject and belittle them when they don't know as much as I do.

This could also be the same for Moo Cow (AKA Joseoh Cumia)

 

[guest]

Make a beef wellington and share it with us in pictures.

We won't make fun of you if you burn it, but you better be wearing a nice shirt in the picture.

I can butter pan fry a mean chicken and cheese burrito (again: fat).

I have ripped looking Carhart work shirts for the most part. Not all of us have a walk in closet full of gentlemanly Continental evening wear, Ray. And now I’m depressed.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I have zero relationship with Annabelle Snyder and she doens't even know who I am.

sad truth is she may have actually heard of Shane Gillis in her life

 

[guest]

 

[MonsterSteve]

Capeshit and cars. Although I don't like the woke shit and I do not think cars are built better than ever like a retard.

 

[Petworth dude]

Both Pat and I believe Joe Biden won the 2020 presidential election.

 

[guest]

I, too, love science fiction, but the difference there is the pre -Star Wars kind. Fatty loves his asplosions and bright lasers, while I'd rather take in the subtle metaphors of existence from ",The Incredible Shrinking Man" and "The Day The Earth Stood Still". Basically the kind of messages that make me think, while making Piggly cry of boredom.

Also, the band and I were once at an amazing restaurant in Switzerland that served French cuisine, might have been the Beau-Rivage I think, and Kool ordered what basically amounted to comfort food. At a gourmet fucking restaurant. I wish I could remember exactly what it was, but we hammered him on it for the rest of the tour. To his credit though, he owned up and admitted it was low class to request such a simplistic meal, but it "was the mood at the time".

So really, myself and my band are not like Patrick. Because he's rubbish. And fat.

In fairness my 13 year old likes all these CGI explosion scenes, so Pat is just young at heart or a stunted fat retarded.