Things that annoy you about Italians

[guest]

Had one good buddy who's Italian but we don't do the guido shit around here so he wasn't annoying about it. Strong and dumb as an ox. He made a pretty cool luge out of a 2x12 and skateboard trucks/wheels and he'd bomb down the fucking hills in Cow Bay at ridiculous speeds. Good guy. I pinned a shitty (hilarious, true and cruel) nickname on him and it spread around town like wildfire. He could never live that shit down but he forgave me.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

My old coke dealer was a guinea. Total greaseball, tried to pretend he was all mobbed up. Great thing was, he'd always forget how much you owed him, so he was always wiping the slate clean. They're not the brightest of ethnic groups.

 

[bombvest]

100% are ya?

 

[HH Brother]

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

@blackpantherAIDS @covidcumia, comment?

Nice first tag, stupid.

 

[Meownaw]

Nice first tag, stupid.

I forgot the name tbphwc.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I forgot the name tbphwc.

You know da rules, nothin fawkin personal but it’s a fawkin war zone in dis place *burp*

 

[Meownaw]

You know da rules, nothin fawkin personal but it’s a fawkin war zone in dis place *burp*

Your time in the barrel is coming. Keep your head on a fawkin swivel. *sniff*

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Nice giving up strong Roman names like Brutus and Cornelius and instead naming your kids after a bunch of faggot Jews

Now the only people that name their kids after Romans are American Niggers

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Nice giving up strong Roman names like Brutus and Cornelius and instead naming your kids after a bunch of faggot Jews

Now the only people that name their kids after Romans are American Niggers

The loop is now complete

 

[Billy Hollywood]

American Italians are annoying because they think they are Italian.

Italians are annoying because they think they are American. Do you know there's still an anti-terrorism law in Italy that obligates you to tell the police about any guests staying in your house? If you ask anyone why is that, they promptly answer: 9/11.

 

[SensibleKeks]

 

[CuntFucker]

 

[CumiaPoodle]

“Mu-zuh-del” shut the fuck up.

They do make very good food. You’ve lived in the NY area before?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

They do make very good food. You’ve lived in the NY area before?

I just don’t like the way they say that. Great food, can’t take that away from them.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Merge this with nigger hate thread

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I just don’t like the way they say that. Great food, can’t take that away from them.

Italians make me sick. I thought you lived on LI for some reason. I live on longisland. It gets shit on but great for food.

Up the block from me like literally 5 minutes if you’re walking slow. A minute if you’re driving. is an Italian deli/Butcher (old fashioned with meats hanging everywhere lol every dish you can imagine already prepared they got mozzarella sticks chicken cutlets garlic bread that’s hot which you can just grab and go) a great Italian restaurant. Three Thai places two chink places. A Puerto Rican food truck. Two bagel shops. South/ Central American restaurants. A Greek restaurant a Jamaican deli and a Mediterranean restaurant.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Italians make me sick. I thought you lived on LI for some reason. I live on longisland. It gets shit on but great for food.

Up the block from me like literally 5 minutes if you’re walking slow. A minute if you’re driving. is an Italian deli/Butcher (old fashioned with meats hanging everywhere lol every dish you can imagine already prepared they got mozzarella sticks chicken cutlets garlic bread that’s hot which you can just grab and go) a great Italian restaurant. Three Thai places two chink places. A Puerto Rican food truck. Two bagel shops. South/ Central American restaurants. A Greek restaurant a Jamaican deli and a Mediterranean restaurant.

Never been to an authentic Italian Deli but that does sound delicious. I’ve been to fairly upscale Italian restaurants and they can definitely make a great man-ihh-goat. Just pronounce things like a normal person, fawk.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Never been to an authentic Italian Deli but that does sound delicious. I’ve been to fairly upscale Italian restaurants and they can definitely make a great man-ihh-goat. Just pronounce things like a normal person, fawk.

I think because I’m hungover I’m really hungry so pardon the weird question but wtf is your favorite shit to eat. I like to ask people that ever since I fucked a chef.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I think because I’m hungover I’m really hungry so pardon the weird question but wtf is your favorite shit to eat. I like to ask people that ever since I fucked a chef.

Big fan of chicken parm or manicotti. Can’t go wrong with spaghetti and meatballs made from scratch though. There’s one place kind of by me that makes the noodles in house. Fucking unreal plus the inside looks like something out of the Sopranos and they play that Italian opera type music.