Things do you do cause of O and A

[Meownaw]

Your phone crapped out dude

 

[Carl Winslow]

I say nigger all the time

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

I SNIFF real loud sometimes and bitch about management

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

I say nigger all the time

Every time I stub my toe at night I make sure my walls know what a fucking nigger they are

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I say “uss” and am actively trying to get my friends and family to adopt the term. I give full credit to one Master Po, a great fighter and respected warrior out of NY.

 

[Imager]

At work when things are going wrong when they should be working and someone points it out I'll say, "Of course it is"

I'll say "...and hhhhhwaatnot" and my wife even said it before me once, and has no idea of the reference.

I also take pictures of scaffolding at 2:30am.

 

[Mikekeke]

Put it on your website -Ira
I say Schnoodle unprompted.
I often say devil may care.
I say cakehorn.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

I once talked about how blueberries weren't standalone fruits

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Anyone ever think about water?

 

[Petworth dude]

"Fawk" and "brotherman" are a regular part of my lexicon

 

[PogromStallone]

I've started pronoucning 'epitome' the same way Opie did, the wrong way. Never did it before I heard him mispronounce it and now I do it every time and sound like a retard. "Eppi-tome"

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I discuss black crime stats with my wife and her family.

Also got her saying nice ____, stupid.

Eventually I'll bite her hand and lose a gun. Baby steps.

 

[guest]

at my white wife

Seems pretty far fetched

 

[Brenton Torrent]

I do that elongated, "aaalright', that Nana often did when something unexpected is said or when there is an awkward pause in conversation. A colleague's started doing it too now.

To myself I'll say, "BIG. FUCKING. TITS", when I see a large pair of milky boobies.

 

[aRTie02150]

I cannot see or hear the name Howard without saying "hoo hoo"

The word Stern also does it to me

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

I used Colin’s line from his argument with Patrice on a friend at work, who is a black guy, and he fucking loved it.
He was doing something dumb I told him “Stop being such a nii..ncompoop.”
I heard him say it to someone else a few weeks later

 

[guest]

I'm always calling people brotherman. Once I had a good 5 beers buzz going and asked a co worker if he farts in his wife's vagina.

I'll do a Lady Di voice and say "Hi! How are ya?!" around the office.

Whenever people are talking about race I'll quote Nana

"Gun crime....gang related activity....it's going to be minorities"
"Tell them to behave!...how bout ya do that??"

I'll quote bobo when I see a hot girl: "immmmm ready to measure"