"They want me dead"

[guest]

I also don’t want him dead. Ideally I’d like to see him redeem himself. But, even if he makes the greatest comeback of all time, there is simply no way at this point that his memorial page doesn’t get a no bacon egg and cheese

Fuck, I want that to happen if I die. I'll put it in my will for the executor. I'll leave my board credentials and have them post up my obit and for people to please put their best Rick/Joe copy pasta up. I'd laugh my ass off in the afterlife if people were looking at my obit and saw "No more bacon egg and cheese on a roll..." or "Oh you were finished? Well allow me to retort!" on the memorial page.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Fuck, I want that to happen if I die. I'll put it in my will for the executor. I'll leave my board credentials and have them post up my obit and for people to please put their best Rick/Joe copy pasta up. I'd laugh my ass off in the afterlife if people were looking at my obit and saw "No more bacon egg and cheese on a roll..." or "Oh you were finished? Well allow me to retort!" on the memorial page.

Now, Angels can enter contracts

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

That is probably the meanest thing ever posted here.

Thanks!

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Fuck, I want that to happen if I die. I'll put it in my will for the executor.

Better tell your executioner instead, felon. For your life is coming to its end.

You are gullible for believing I said things I clearly did say, child. No, little nothing, I am not gullible for believing a fake journalist that no search engine has ever heard of. I'm sorry you don't understand research, I cannot help you.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

One things for sure though, if he died the world would be a better place in many ways

 

[RobertMewler]

He doesn't actually get that words aren't always literal.

So when someone says he should kill himself or some other dumb shit he takes it at face value.

Like when he started talking about how we threatened to rape his wife when it was people saying they had fucked her, and since she wouldn't consent to that it would obviously be rape.

It's called "concrete thinking". Which fits because Pig is a real blockhead.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

He has these weird little projections he puts upon us. "You will never find me" - do any of us say that? Is that a thing?

Yet he projects that strong enough to register the YouWillNeverFindMe1488@protonmail to make his fraudulent little email. Not anything hilarious for the protonmail username, but the "Patrick pretending to be a cyberstlaker" mindset of telling Patrick he will never find, uh, himself.

 

[It’s Meboe]

Balls deep in a white bitches asshole. This is one of my favorite things

who’s next .

I hear voices coming from my toaster