"They want me dead"

[HotDogJoe]

Why does this hysterical woman keep insisting that's the plan here? He obviously believes it since he even says it to Josiah when he's off the record.

Pig, for the last time - nobody wants you dead. Your udders have been producing at record rates as of late. You're our prize cowpig and we're all very proud of you. Tomlinson's Milk will be enjoyed by generations of people in the future and hopefully you're around to witness that

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

People actually want him to lose weight and use his attic gym. He's the greedy guts who's killing himself.

Ninja Edit: I forgot to mention he's obese.

 

[Clint Ruin]

"They want me to admit Norm is funny, child, and I'll die before I do that. So that makes it the same as wanting me dead."

 

[FranksWirecutters]

No, I just want to write condolences on his online obituary at some point.

No Brinton, I've never done that before.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I want him alive, at all costs. And FAT.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I want him alive, at all costs. And FAT.

One thing guarantees the other, my sweet summer dumpling.

"I am, therefore I'm fat", as a great philosopher once said.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

One thing guarantees the other, my sweet summer dumpling.

"I am, therefore I'm fat", as a great philosopher once said.

And that great philosopher's name was... Erik Nagel.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He needs to feel attacked to justify his all-consuming rage at the universe. This 41 year old grown man walks around bitter and angry but rather than fix the flawed parts of himself - the source of all his misery - he projects it into fanciful delusions of good versus evil.

Fatrick believes he was chosen by fate to champion anti-free speech legislation nationwide so he can finally be the one in charge. He believes he is the only one strong (autistic) enough to combat us.

Really, Fatrick is a one-subject proof of the Standford Prison Experiment findings; if you dangle power in front of a schmuck, they will trip over themselves trying to grab it. It is so much easier to try to destroy anyone who reminds you of your flaws than it is to address them inside yourself, as revenge offers more instant-gratification than self development, just like beer and meatloaf offer a quicker fix than going to the gym.

 

[Will Tate]

And Pat wants Trump supporters dead. What's good for the goose is good for the pig, pig.

 

[Username]

And that great philosopher's name was... Erik Nagel.

“I bring nothing to the table”- Aristotle.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Didn't he literally say that all of us, and I quote, "should be put to death"? Projecting a little bit pig?

 

[ActionJackson]

I've said it before, no dairy farmer would want to see his prized milking cow slaughtered.

 

[Mikekeke]

He really thought that this would turn into a movie, like David Fincher was going to direct a spiritual sequel to Zodiac about all of this. What a boob.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Didn't he literally say that all of us, and I quote, "should be put to death"? Projecting a little bit pig?

Yes he did and that really hurt

 

[PogromStallone]

He doesn't actually get that words aren't always literal.

So when someone says he should kill himself or some other dumb shit he takes it at face value.

Like when he started talking about how we threatened to rape his wife when it was people saying they had fucked her, and since she wouldn't consent to that it would obviously be rape.

 

[TokenX]

 

[guest]

That’s without question the absolute last thing I’d want. I’ve no doubt he has an entire steakhouse batch of ribs of ours to steal.

He’s also an arsonist.

 

[guest]

He needs to feel attacked to justify his all-consuming rage at the universe. This 41 year old grown man walks around bitter and angry but rather than fix the flawed parts of himself - the source of all his misery - he projects it into fanciful delusions of good versus evil.

Fatrick believes he was chosen by fate to champion anti-free speech legislation nationwide so he can finally be the one in charge. He believes he is the only one strong (autistic) enough to combat us.

Really, Fatrick is a one-subject proof of the Standford Prison Experiment findings; if you dangle power in front of a schmuck, they will trip over themselves trying to grab it. It is so much easier to try to destroy anyone who reminds you of your flaws than it is to address them inside yourself, as revenge offers more instant-gratification than self development, just like beer and meatloaf offer a quicker fix than going to the gym.

He’s also pretty overweight from what I’ve heard.

 

[Drenched]

If he's dead we can't laugh at him. I hope all the internet retards I laugh at live forever and learn nothing.

 

[Harry Powell]

"They want me to admit Norm is funny, child, and I'll die before I do that. So that makes it the same as wanting me dead."

100%. “Oh they want me to change my lifestyle and online behaviors? May as well kill myself. They’re not human!”