They really do be dat way

[Turry]

Took the girls out for Denny's so the missus could sleep in. We get up front to pay and there's a FN haggling over a $20 breakfast bill. I almost paid it for her just to get her the fuck out of my way.

 

[musTARD]

Is the twist of the story that the FN turned out to be your mother?

 

[Andy Elliott]

DENNY'S IN DISTRESS

 

[musTARD]

Took the girls out for Denny's

They allow pets into Denny's?

 

[Turry]

They allow pets into Denny's?

How's your wife and kids, Mustardster?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Move somewhere where the aren't any FNs. The woods of upper NE are like a white utopia. You have no idea how relieving it is to separate yourself from nigger nonsense and live amongst other white people.

 

[musTARD]

How's your wife and kids, Mustardster?

they're all dead, thanks for dredging up the past.

 

[Turry]

Move somewhere where the aren't any FNs. The woods of upper NE are like a white utopia. You have no idea how relieving it is to separate yourself from nigger nonsense and live amongst other white people.

I'm in Western Canada so it's pretty rare to see them. It was just funny that the first black I've seen in weeks is haggling over a grand slam that she obviously ate before complaining about it.

 

[Turry]

they're all dead, thanks for dredging up the past

Oh no that's.. that's terrible. I'm so sorry

 

[Guest]

Did the girls bring the booster seat, for you, so you could see over the table?

 

[musTARD]

they're all dead, thanks for dredging up the past.

*Record scratch, the second half of the movie trailer is more dramatic now*

 

[Turry]

Did the girls bring the booster seat, for you, so you could see over the table?

You ever take that little bag marked "BIOHAZARD" out for some pancakes and apple juice, tittyster?

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Move somewhere where the aren't any FNs. The woods of upper NE are like a white utopia. You have no idea how relieving it is to separate yourself from nigger nonsense and live amongst other white people.

Invite me to your woods. I can make a camp/cooking fire from a spark. I uhh give a pretty good back rub. I'm willing to do whatever is necessary.

 

[Guest]

You ever take that little bag marked "BIOHAZARD" out for some pancakes and apple juice, tittyster?

I don’t have tits, stlaker. You. Do.

Nice try with the hate though, enjoy prison.

 

[Turry]

I don’t have kids

WE KNOWWWWW

 

[musTARD]

Didn't attend church

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

My sister stopped at the liquor store yesterday and there was an older black lady ahead of her asking for a discount because she bought a couple cases of beer. The cashier instead of arguing and obviously avoiding escalation offered her 10% off

 

[Guest]

My sister stopped at the liquor store yesterday and there was an older black lady ahead of her asking for a discount because she bought a couple cases of beer. The cashier instead of arguing and obviously avoiding escalation offered her 10% off

Your sister got nice tits?

 

[DMAN]

How old are the girls? Give The DMAN a call in a few years when they turn 18. He'll teach them how to wipe.

 

[Turry]

How old are the girls? Give The DMAN a call in a few years when they turn 18. He'll teach them how to wipe.

6 and 2 so don't hold your breath