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Took the girls out for Denny's so the missus could sleep in. We get up front to pay and there's a FN haggling over a $20 breakfast bill. I almost paid it for her just to get her the fuck out of my way.
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They allow pets into Denny's?Took the girls out for Denny's
How's your wife and kids, Mustardster?They allow pets into Denny's?
they're all dead, thanks for dredging up the past.How's your wife and kids, Mustardster?
I'm in Western Canada so it's pretty rare to see them. It was just funny that the first black I've seen in weeks is haggling over a grand slam that she obviously ate before complaining about it.Move somewhere where the aren't any FNs. The woods of upper NE are like a white utopia. You have no idea how relieving it is to separate yourself from nigger nonsense and live amongst other white people.
Oh no that's.. that's terrible. I'm so sorrythey're all dead, thanks for dredging up the past
*Record scratch, the second half of the movie trailer is more dramatic now*they're all dead, thanks for dredging up the past.
You ever take that little bag marked "BIOHAZARD" out for some pancakes and apple juice, tittyster?Did the girls bring the booster seat, for you, so you could see over the table?
Invite me to your woods. I can make a camp/cooking fire from a spark. I uhh give a pretty good back rub. I'm willing to do whatever is necessary.Move somewhere where the aren't any FNs. The woods of upper NE are like a white utopia. You have no idea how relieving it is to separate yourself from nigger nonsense and live amongst other white people.
You ever take that little bag marked "BIOHAZARD" out for some pancakes and apple juice, tittyster?
WE KNOWWWWWI don’t have kids
My sister stopped at the liquor store yesterday and there was an older black lady ahead of her asking for a discount because she bought a couple cases of beer. The cashier instead of arguing and obviously avoiding escalation offered her 10% off
6 and 2 so don't hold your breathHow old are the girls? Give The DMAN a call in a few years when they turn 18. He'll teach them how to wipe.
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