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Turry Precision ™®©

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There were "Moon Shoes" when I was a kid that I always wanted because they were advertised as being like what Hal's got in that clip. Apparently they were basically just ankle breaking contraptions. It was a way of getting early 90s kids used to having their pleasure turned into pain so when they got AIDS later on it wouldn't be so harrowing.


Moon shoes were great.
 
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I did a thing on Halloween one year where I had crutches set to as high as they could go and I wrapped myself and the stilts/crutches in burlap and had a creepy skull mask on. It looked like I was some big monster on all fours. I just walked around my mom's yard scaring the shit out of kids and their parents. Kids cried. It was legit creepy as fuck.

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Like that, but a lot more half assed.
Fuck that looks cool
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Those videos were supposed to be my argument for Moon Shoes not being fun, but these little dumbasses are just using them wrong. They're not getting Xtreme with it. They need to get more Xtreme.

I also never even got to try Moon Shoes because everyone I knew who had them either wasn't allowed to use them or insisted that they're dangerous and nobody should use them. Uncoordinated faggots.
 

Turry Precision ™®©

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Those videos were supposed to be my argument for Moon Shoes not being fun, but these little dumbasses are just using them wrong. They're not getting Xtreme with it. They need to get more Xtreme.

I also never even got to try Moon Shoes because everyone I knew who had them either wasn't allowed to use them or insisted that they're dangerous and nobody should use them. Uncoordinated faggots.
One of my buddies had some so I gave it a whirl. I wouldn't say that it was easy to get them going but if you got into the groove it was PFG. I remember a few of my friends thought you could just walk and run as normal in them and failed badly but I approached it like having trampolines on my feet and did okay. Naturally everyone got jealous so Terry wasn't allowed to stunt on them with the moon shoes anymore.
 

Dog Eater

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As far as MITM… yea it was a great show. 1st two seasons are flawless.

The odd thing about the show thou is ‘Francis’. IRL he is the older brother of Danny from that 70s show. Rumor was he wasn’t allowed to be the younger cast members because most of the older members and some of the stage producers knew he was a fucking nut like his brother.
I HATE the last episode. Also I ended up disliking the Francis story lines since he never interacts with the other characters and it may as well be a different show. Also it made me attracted to that Arab looking bitch with big tits. Other than that pretty good show.
 

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Also I ended up disliking the Francis story lines since he never interacts with the other characters and it may as well be a different show.
I think they said that it's their take on the old sitcom trope where an older brother suddenly disappears from the show and isn't really mentioned again after.
 
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I HATE the last episode. Also I ended up disliking the Francis story lines since he never interacts with the other characters and it may as well be a different show. Also it made me attracted to that Arab looking bitch with big tits. Other than that pretty good show.

They could only have the kids working a certain number of hours a day due to child labor laws. So they needed to make the francis character to fill up 5 minutes of runtime each episode without the kids.

Whyd you hate the last episode? I think its one of the most solid tv show finales.
 

Phish

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Where you guys watching MITM? Any streaming sites got them?
 

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