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You used to be cool. Now you're just a bitter old poofter.
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There's no stopping this party train
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The paperwork is being worked on right now, just the usual formalities, it's basically a done deal already, you will hear from us swiftly.
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Thank you but my penis is being quite impatient on the matter.[URL='https://gifyu.com/image/SKbf3'][/URL]
The paperwork is being worked on right now, just the usual formalities, it's basically a done deal already, you will hear from us swiftly.
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It takes this long because the paperwork keeps sticking all together, i just cannot stop cooming looking at those beefers.
Patience my friend, these things take some time.
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And now my iPhone is covered in semen. And if I catch the guy that did it he’s going to be one sorry customer.It takes this long because the paperwork keeps sticking all together, i just cannot stop cooming looking at those beefers.
Patience my friend, these things take some time.
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Thank you for your concern.
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Cannot blame the guy to be perfectly honest withya.
She will be added i'm sure, first it had to be approved by a majority of The Alliance, and now all this paperwork, Ugh bureaucracy, am i right?
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That’s exactly what she’d look like when spotting me standing a barely comfortable distance away. My Lincoln log would be firmly in my trousers of course because I’m a gentleman.
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You're a true gentleman, with impeccable taste might i add, Look at those beefers and dare tell me there is no god.
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Since this thread came back up, the LNC wishes to acknowledge peak Laura Dern in our Godhead David Lynch's underrated film "Wild At Heart"
Additionally, The LNC asks: WWAWD Lana Del Rey?
She's thicc now, too
Additionally, The LNC asks: WWAWD Lana Del Rey?
She's thicc now, too
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I heavily concur. As heavily as said bangers.
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Holy dimesola! #AllianceApproved
Yeah it's just a matter of bureaucracy/people dealing with their kids nearly going to prison that we haven't added her. I'm pretty sure she was the first celebrity I wanted to make sweet preteen love to.
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Loved her but she looks like a fridge now. I wanted to have sex with her based on catching glimpses of Melrose Place.
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Cut her some slack, Jack. She's 48 now. Better to be on the curvy side at that age than look like Calista Flockhart. I reckon she's what future Alexanda Daddario is gonna be.
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Laura Dern should have been in The Alliance already if i had my way, i'm on it!
If my fellow members want Lana Del Ray in it will be done.
Everything is being sorted out right now, but Hewitt, Dern and Del Rey seem like certain additions.
Just figuring out the paperwork right now.
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What can I say, The Alliance is a inclusive place, even faggots like you are more than welcome to join.
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Thank you for you hard work brotherman! The Alliance would be nowhere without ya!