There was a new Chris Hansen episode and it's actually funny like the old ones

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why do they always look like that

Because you can almost always judge a book by it's cover.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I still think the best one is the one of the 300 pound Texas dude. Chris walks saying “what up Tex” and the fat fuck goes on for like 40 minutes, crying about how he is a loser. I think it’s the closest Hansen has ever came to just letting one go.

"Lookit me, I'm frickin' fayat!!"

 

[Nigger John]

"Lookit me, I'm frickin' fayat!!"

I think he’s the one that got a hug out of the decoy. Lucky dude

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"I know what you're going through. My dad was overweight".

"Hoss Cartwright was a large man but he was a lot of people's favorite character on Bonanza."

 

[LiberalPussy]

I think he’s the one that got a hug out of the decoy. Lucky dude

I think the hug was a Dateline episode. And I also think the decoy got chewed out for it as I recall.

 

[Nigger John]

There is a ep they call “ lurch” , where this big tall dude goes into the house, doesn’t say a stand and starts to charge the decoy.lol

 

[LiberalPussy]

There is a ep they call “ lurch” , where this big tall dude goes into the house, doesn’t say a stand and starts to charge the decoy.lol

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

 

[Professor Rape]

This one is funny. He's brooding.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

This one is funny. He's brooding.

"I'm just horny."

 

[AntSucks]

This was boring. They should call it To Catch A Retard. If I saw this guy on the street I would know two things about him. He was a retard and a pedo. Where are the actual predators. I want the guys circling the block, guns in their car, suicide threats, good job and family.

 

[LiberalPussy]

This was boring. They should call it To Catch A Retard. If I saw this guy on the street I would know two things about him. He was a retard and a pedo. Where are the actual predators. I want the guys circling the block, guns in their car, suicide threats, good job and family.

The thing is, the vast majority of the ones who are actually threats to children aren’t the dummies falling for these stings. Not anymore anyway.

 

[Professor Rape]

Lol

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Oh man. What would it be like to be pranked by that show?

I'd be so embarrassed!

 

[Professor Rape]

The episodes where they had Patton Oswalt as the decoy were pretty funny.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

My beloved balin79 he would do anything for me.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Hahahahahah that No back and forth was great.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Pat? Is that you?
(He only really looks like Pat in the thumbnail)

Why does he sound like that? Is he female to male trans?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

"You say 'I like rape.' What kind of thing is that to say?"

 

[LiberalPussy]

"You say 'I like rape.' What kind of thing is that to say?"

The newer predators got the shaft. The classic ones got punch and cookies and shit.