The walkway along Pig's house.. vandalism video fail!

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Jesus Christ, he can't even park in front of his house for more than 3 hours between 8 and 5.

That’s why I stay at Hooligan’s from 11 until whenever they close. Yeah…that’s the ticket. Then I destroyed their subreddit and they never bothered me again…Yeah, that’s what happened. Then they prank called me, but I knews it was them and I recorded it and I won my big case…Yeah, that’s how it went down...Then my wife, who isn’t a lesbian, didn’t leave me and I didn’t file for bankruptcy…

 

[fenrir]

I never actually saw the vandalism video; the embed in the archived article doesn't play. Is it posted anywhere else?

It probably goes without saying but I'm 16, dick, internet etc.

 

[FurBurger]

If you walked up those steps it would be reasonable to assume that you'd be face-to-face with a Ring camera. Possibly two.

With no mask, right at eye-level. Ditto if he had a trail-cam on the fence next to his vehicle pit.


So, to summarise:

Someone of Patrick's build, colouration and haircut, wearing his clothing including shoes (but no mask!), emerged from beside his house (rather than the alleyway behind his house, which unlike his property they'd have a legitimate excuse for walking on). They were not startled by the security light, they didn't need to look to know where the stairs were as they traversed them, they weren't worried about cameras, they targeted only Patrick's vehicles (not the bike beside his) and they did minimal damage that you could wipe off with a cloth.

On the one hand, we're elite cyber-criminals protecting our identities with bitcoin, tor end-nodes and modified base code; and on the other we don't wear masks, we approach cameras face-to-face, take the longest and riskiest path to the target, and can't throw brake fluid over vehicles.

Something doesn't add up here.

 

[FurBurger]

I never actually saw the vandalism video; the embed in the archived article doesn't play. Is it posted anywhere else?

It probably goes without saying but I'm 16, dick, internet etc.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I never actually saw the vandalism video; the embed in the archived article doesn't play. Is it posted anywhere else?

It probably goes without saying but I'm 16, dick, internet etc.

There is no video that shows any vandalism. All that can be seen is fat retardation.

 

[FurBurger]

There is no video that shows any vandalism. All that can be seen is fat retardation.

What gets me is he thinks of himself as technical. Why isn't that thing streaming video to a hard drive inside the house?

 

[guest]

There is no video that shows any vandalism. All that can be seen is fat retardation.

Pat said nobody else was out there all night so it had to be that guy. Pat never lies and knows everything so the police should just take his word for it. He's also ready to put out a warrant for Canyon Boykin. Whatever happened with that guy?