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The walkway along Pig's house.. vandalism video fail!

RobertMewler

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We've already proven, in numerous ways, that it's Pig in his 'vandalism' video. But here's one more little tidbit proving even more the footage was bullocks.

We saw from the video that the 'vandal' on the walkway did not flinch when the sensor light came on, proving familiarity with the place.

OK. Now have a look at this; if this 'vandal' were some stranger, he would have walked up Pig's front lawn steps, passed his porch, walked alongside his house, then continued on to the back and trotted down the back yard steps like he'd done a thousand times before, and beeline it to the bike.

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Now, this 'vandal' is not some stranger to Pig. It'd be someone who knows that he's a paranoid, insane gun owner who tweets until early morning from his living room couch and could have very well spotted this troll on his property. We're meant to believe one of our guys actually took that chance rather than sneak up to his bike from the alley?

It's all a bunch of hooey if you'll pardon the expression.
 

TokenX

I'm just this guy you know?
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How would he know he was asleep at 1:30? Why would he not be alarmed of the movement light? These two facts alone don't prove a hoax, fine people of the jury.

But they cast reasonable doubT on the claims of the plaintiff.
 
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UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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"Your honor... I'm just a simple caveman. Your city and technology scares me. And that man here, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, did he use magic to show himself that night to us with this 'video', as he theoretically calls it? Because I see no magic - I see a fraud, a man looking to place blame on others. And while I may be from the BC, even a caveman can tell when someone is blatantly lying. I rest my case."
 

AntSucks

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It’s a video of Pat checking out the damage. He released it to Josiah as a test to see if it would show up on the forums
Not so. The video software records a filename with a linux epoch timestamp of the recording. It's not human readable so most people don't recognize it as a timecode. The filename\timestamp matches up with the time Pat claimed the "vandal" was up to his shenanigans. It's also the same timestamp that is in the court documents.
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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We've already proven, in numerous ways, that it's Pig in his 'vandalism' video. But here's one more little tidbit proving even more the footage was bullocks.

We saw from the video that the 'vandal' on the walkway did not flinch when the sensor light came on, proving familiarity with the place.

OK. Now have a look at this; if this 'vandal' were some stranger, he would have walked up Pig's front lawn steps, passed his porch, walked alongside his house, then continued on to the back and trotted down the back yard steps like he'd done a thousand times before, and beeline it to the bike.

084ee6534412c9df426c75fb45d60b81.jpg


Now, this 'vandal' is not some stranger to Pig. It'd be someone who knows that he's a paranoid, insane gun owner who tweets until early morning from his living room couch and could have very well spotted this troll on his property. We're meant to believe one of our guys actually took that chance rather than sneak up to his bike from the alley?

It's all a bunch of hooey if you'll pardon the expression.
When I see that picture. That's the kind of place you buy to renovate to gentrify an area (drive out coloreds). Not move into, rent half of it out because you can't afford the $400 a month buy here pay here 18% mortgage, and be happy. It's literally a shithole in a shithole neighborhood.

The only redeeming quality is it looks like the tree in the front would support his weight and the rope required to complete his final punch. Except nobody would notice or care.
 
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What a fucking slob, clean those dead branches from your patches of grass Rick
Exactly. He's got all the time in the world and his front yard looks like that. The patch of grass should be rich green and manicured, the tree debris should be gone and that broken step should've been patched up with cement. Any self-respecting male property owner would've done that without a second thought. But Fat would rather snooze the morning away and then spend the rest of the day in a bar LARPing as Ernest Hemingway.
 

CarolMaxheinie

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Exactly. He's got all the time in the world and his front yard looks like that. The patch of grass should be rich green and manicured, the tree debris should be gone and that broken step should've been patched up with cement. Any self-respecting male property owner would've done that without a second thought. But Fat would rather snooze the morning away and then spend the rest of the day in a bar LARPing as Ernest Hemingway.

Earnest Femmingweigh has surely been said, right?
 
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