The virus continues to spread

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

It's a good thing lolcow's don't exist because Pat would likely be upset by these if they were real.

 

[TheStinkySomali]

What's this dudes handle on twitter? @jim doesnt come up with him so I'm not sure how it shows that. IDK Maybe I have no idea how twitter works.

He uses poast, but there's a bot on xitter that reposts all his stuff.

 

[FFWBTdad]

"He is a sci-fi author and lolcow" at the two minute mark. I'm in.

who is Cryptic Web Chronicles? is it anyone from here? is he using Justin from Obscura for the AI narration?

 

[RobertMewler]

who is Cryptic Web Chronicles? is it anyone from here? is he using Justin from Obscura for the AI narration?

I don't know the answers to your questions but he's a very handsome man and I hear he has a nice piece.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

This is what happens when you keep things simple, which Cryptic web chronicles does well.

Is it perfect? No. Does it need to be perfect? No. All it needs to do is tell the fucking story so people can laugh at Patrick the idiot.

Do they waste time on making a bunch of snappy quips to punch it up? No. The story itself is funny. That’s why everybody is here. Nobody wants to hear you be a human thesaurus stupid.

 

[guest]

Lol i remember watching Metokur when I was like 13-14. My introduction to the whole gamergate / tumblr is full of feminazis era. I assumed he knew about Pat but considered him too faggy to talk about.

He wouldn't be wrong.

 

[guest]

This is what happens when you keep things simple, which Cryptic web chronicles does well.

Is it perfect? No. Does it need to be perfect? No. All it needs to do is tell the fucking story so people can laugh at Patrick the idiot.

Do they waste time on making a bunch of snappy quips to punch it up? No. The story itself is funny. That’s why everybody is here. Nobody wants to hear you be a human thesaurus stupid.

It's better than perfect. I love the voice and the "every possible variation of OnAforms."

 

[PogromStallone]

As long as he knows Pat is ours and KF is only picking up our crumbs, passing them off as their own.

 

[FFWBTdad]

I don't know the answers to your questions but he's a very handsome man and I hear he has a nice piece.

oh I know now....

 

[RobertMewler]

patposting is in a bull market rn some guy did a 3h livestream about Pat today and reacted to Cryptic Web vids


not going to listen to the whole thing but at 1:56:20 he comments on Pat's double chin

bonus earnest Pat reader in the comment saying most of his books are AIDS
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I finished watching this guy's stream. It's worth listening to. He gets it.