The Unstoppable Death Metal Thread

[AliceWorquer]

I'm not saying all retards make great drummers, but some of the best drummers I've ever seen are basically waterheads and Christy is a fine example of this.
I used to work in in a music shop and we had to put a charity kit together for a nonverbal, shrieking autistic kid who used to come in and he was an absolute fucking monster of a drummer. We had autistic kids come in to play the pianos all the time and most of them were fucking terrible. This kid stood in a corner punching the wall while we set up his kit and when it was finished his carer bought him over like Jane goodall leading a chimp by the hand, sat him down, and he just fucking drilled the tightest 16th note triplet groove all over the kit I've ever heard for like 10 minutes straight, doing polyrhthm double kick shit with one pedal, then he got bored and wandered off to punch the wall again.

 

[Cwow man]

Let's post some black metal in here too. Most faggots today are video game dopamine damaged and can't sit still for long enough to enjoy this fantastic album. I really encourage anyone to give it a try without fast forwarding.

 

[Cuphead]

WWAW Lorna Shore?

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

You know what really grinds my gears? Posers. Let's talk about one.

I loved this guy so much ever since I saw heard him play live and went WTF how does he come up with all these riffs, how does he pull it off live doing the best vocal I ever heard? Why is he so bald and sickly looking?




You see, I talked to a few organizers that had him over here in Switzerland, often paying for the whole trip, and I always got an air of "oh we don't work with him"/"hard to work with". I assumed welp probably drugs or alcohol.

Two years ago I found this faggot jews facebook and bought a few shirts and CDs off of him.
He hustled me like a pro, treating me like a superfan and such givin me some scoops. Then he asked about borrowing money.

You see, he just needed those last 200 bucks to make it through 2020 because waaaah muh pandemic, other nonsensical druggy excuses wwwwaaah. He figured he would move on to use that to print a few runs of shirts which then in turn will finance his new ID album.

TL;DR
Shawn never paid me back. I'm like the other rich families in Venice besides the Medicis that only patroned the shittest and drug addled artists.
Nice god-given talent, you junkie jew faggot.

 

[PickleRickle]

You know what really grinds my gears? Posers. Let's talk about one.

I loved this guy so much ever since I saw heard him play live and went WTF how does he come up with all these riffs, how does he pull it off live doing the best vocal I ever heard? Why is he so bald and sickly looking?




You see, I talked to a few organizers that had him over here in Switzerland, often paying for the whole trip, and I always got an air of "oh we don't work with him"/"hard to work with". I assumed welp probably drugs or alcohol.

Two years ago I found this faggot jews facebook and bought a few shirts and CDs off of him.
He hustled me like a pro, treating me like a superfan and such givin me some scoops. Then he asked about borrowing money.

You see, he just needed those last 200 bucks to make it through 2020 because waaaah muh pandemic, other nonsensical druggy excuses wwwwaaah. He figured he would move on to use that to print a few runs of shirts which then in turn will finance his new ID album.

TL;DR
Shawn never paid me back.
Nice god-given talent, you junkie jew faggot.

Finessed you for 2 hundo eh? What a fag. I'd be rattled at myself. Apparently theres lots of that kind of shit going on with facebook. Junkies fleecing people all day long. I fucking hate money seeking druggies, holy shit