The unpronounceable name nigger never stops asking for money

[captain_kamala]

this is the kind of life that a struggling disabled african lives, apparently

he's gonna go from western union straight to the club

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

a fairly nice part of Namibia

You can tell because they got the crate of
“Bears Super Bowl XLI champs” shirts

 

[Uncle Floyd]

this is the kind of life that a struggling disabled african lives, apparently

he's gonna go from western union straight to the club

Oooh! A 1988 red-flavored Kool-Aid.
That's a good vintage.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

this is the kind of life that a struggling disabled african lives, apparently

he's gonna go from western union straight to the club

No wonder he's got sinusitis - dude's nose looks like when a bodybuilder inflates a hot water bottle

 

[Jenna]

It's gonna take a lot to get me to Louisville
Need a couple thousand more added onto the bill
I grift the vain down in Afffffffricaaa

Boo. Be more funny.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Any chances he will spend responsibly? he is going to show up with a crown,chains,fake gucci shit, grille, and a chalice

 

[captain_kamala]

Any chances he will spend responsibly? he is going to show up with a crown,chains,fake gucci shit, grille, and a chalice

there's no way he'll make the money last until the con. probably will blame his absence on visa problems.

 

[FatMarathonCheater]

I was in a coffee shop in a fairly nice part of Namibia once. Sitting on his own was this black guy in a high vis vest staring intensely at a book. Like he was screwing his eyes grimacing, really focussing on this shit. You don't see a lot of books over there either so it really caught my attention. As i was leaving I looked over his shoulder. The guy was just holding the book staring at what looked like that first page where the author makes a dedication. Watched for a few minutes, never turned the page. I don't know exactly what his thought process was but i think he couldn't read and thought books worked like some kind of magic eye puzzle.

Its also common in Africa when people see an outsider to just ask them for a gift. Like you can get asked over a hundred times a day for a dollar and even government officials will just ask you if you can give them water before they let you into an office and they feel no shame when you say no in just saying "just give me anything you have" Sometimes these fuckers will do "security checks" where a border official will check through your suitcase then either find "contraband" like chocolate and take it or just outright ask you if he can take some of your clothes. So anyway this was in Nigeria, I'd just bought a pack of chips and they tasted like shit so when some guy asked me for a gift I handed him the packet. His buddy who was walking next to him immediately punches him in the jaw, snatches them and runs off down the street. Over a 50c bag of chips! Again i think he just couldn't stand seeing someone else be given something and he just reacted on instinct. Fucking savages.

Also they bum the fuck out of Guiness and the prostitutes have all had their clits scraped out by some witch doctor. Fuck Africa

Edit: Kenya and Ethiopia are cool. But the rest. Fuck right off.

How are the girls over there?

 

[guest]

Any chances he will spend responsibly? he is going to show up with a crown,chains,fake gucci shit, grille, and a chalice

lol, he’s not going to show up

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

lol, he’s not going to show up

He is going to hang out with the six missing Haitian Special Olympics soccer team members

 

[NoBacon]

there's no way he'll make the money last until the con. probably will blame his absence on visa problems.

Please send more! The visa office won’t release my passport until I make a processing deposit of 1500 dollars.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

there's no way he'll make the money last until the con. probably will blame his absence on visa problems.

This is actually going to turn into a great saga for us. Watch the SFWA make excuses for him while he taunts them spending all the money they give him.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

there's no way he'll make the money last until the con. probably will blame his absence on visa problems.

"bad news guys! My sinusitis has spread to my ears and my doctor says I can't go to the con"

 

[Prince Bvstin]

How are the girls over there?

I only had any luck in Mombasa meeting people in clubs and bars. It's really friendly in Kenya, more affluent than you'd expect too. I spent a fortnight in Togo and maybe a month in Nigeria and RoCongo which were hell on earth and I only left the hotel complex when we could use the work escort. Ethiopia is the only place I took time to really travel around but I'm not a big fan of Ethiopian women, they look too close to Somalis

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

"bad news guys! My sinusitis has spread to my ears and my doctor says I can't go to the con"

I think we give him too much credit for spending it this way, I revise my prediction and say he will end up with a set of four 24 inch gold rims and nothing to put them on

 

[guest]

I was in a coffee shop in a fairly nice part of Namibia once. Sitting on his own was this black guy in a high vis vest staring intensely at a book. Like he was screwing his eyes grimacing, really focussing on this shit. You don't see a lot of books over there either so it really caught my attention. As i was leaving I looked over his shoulder. The guy was just holding the book staring at what looked like that first page where the author makes a dedication. Watched for a few minutes, never turned the page. I don't know exactly what his thought process was but i think he couldn't read and thought books worked like some kind of magic eye puzzle.

Its also common in Africa when people see an outsider to just ask them for a gift. Like you can get asked over a hundred times a day for a dollar and even government officials will just ask you if you can give them water before they let you into an office and they feel no shame when you say no in just saying "just give me anything you have" Sometimes these fuckers will do "security checks" where a border official will check through your suitcase then either find "contraband" like chocolate and take it or just outright ask you if he can take some of your clothes. So anyway this was in Nigeria, I'd just bought a pack of chips and they tasted like shit so when some guy asked me for a gift I handed him the packet. His buddy who was walking next to him immediately punches him in the jaw, snatches them and runs off down the street. Over a 50c bag of chips! Again i think he just couldn't stand seeing someone else be given something and he just reacted on instinct. Fucking savages.

Also they bum the fuck out of Guiness and the prostitutes have all had their clits scraped out by some witch doctor. Fuck Africa

Edit: Kenya and Ethiopia are cool. But the rest. Fuck right off.

Namibia is nice too in the right places.

 

[NoBacon]

What’s this guys booked called? I wanna read parts of it, I bet it’s hilariously shit. More likely, it’s plagiarised.

 

[captain_kamala]

What’s this guys booked called? I wanna read parts of it, I bet it’s hilariously shit. More likely, it’s plagiarised.

from his website:

Fiction

Between Dystopias: The Road To Afropantheology. – with Joshua Uchenna Omenga. (Collection) by Caezik Books & OD Ekpeki Presents The Pet of Olodumare – with Joshua Uchenna Omenga, in…

odekpeki.com

looks like he has only been published as parts of anthologies

 

[NoBacon]

from his website:

Fiction

Between Dystopias: The Road To Afropantheology. – with Joshua Uchenna Omenga. (Collection) by Caezik Books & OD Ekpeki Presents The Pet of Olodumare – with Joshua Uchenna Omenga, in…

odekpeki.com

looks like he has only been published as parts of anthologies

Reading “O2 arena” now - he’s absolutely stole this shit from some middle aged woman he’s scamming on plenty of fish. It’s shit, either way.

The site I found also describes him as “disabled” - so you know that will be part of the future fund raising scams.

 

[guest]

His other 'book' is about Africa getting accidentally nuked but then they restore it with special people voodoo or something.
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