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What would you do if they invaded? Oh right you can't go outside because you're spiritually broken so I guess you'd just sit there while men did the work.
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The Trump mega thread: all news Trump goes in here.
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Flow Rida cuz we spit rhymes down here.
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I also want my town to be called Nitro City
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If my nation demanded it I could ignore the pain and use a rifle through the tears. I fucking love Canada even though she has her flaws.
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You know that scene in Full Metal Jacket where they hold Pyle down on the bed and beat him with soap for constantly fucking up? They'd do that to your hand by like day 4. I'm absolutely positive that if you were given a gun you'd accidentally shoot a bunch of people in training and then be like "I'm sure that happens all the time. People make mistakes sometimes."
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Yeah but rather than blowing my brains out I'd keep serving my country. I would do almost anything for it.
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You cant even serve yourself, never mind God.
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Show your Busch mountain faggot. I bet mine is more impressive
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Show me your bush, bitch. Theres so much grease in that matted shitshow that you could probably fry an egg with it.
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On nice golf courses there's usually a hot chick who drives around in a golf cart with a cooler selling or giving out drinks. That would be your job. You're the drink cart girl of the troops. And everyone would be fucking pissed at you all the time because the cooler is just full of empty Busch cans and the cart's all fucked up from you running into shit.
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I once took my pants off and a woman went "what is going on here" because my pubes are very big
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Your pubes connect to your thighs yet?
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I cross my legs a lot. So in a way sort of.
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"My pubes are very big" just made me laugh pretty hard.
I'm convinced Turk is not of this Earth. He came from somewhere else.
I'm convinced Turk is not of this Earth. He came from somewhere else.
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You can't even go get yourself fixed up to save your own life. You'd be a burden in a field tent and a hazard to true warriors. Stay inside in this hypothetical scenario.
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I came from the planet Waterloo. I came to fix this disgusting planet.
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He's even sounding like Lady Di now.
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Admiral Ostahpit
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You should eat some of your pubes on NerPS tonight. For the finale.
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They're bringing bad vibes, they're bringing nihilism, they're tying up resources that could be put to use to help actual Canadians and none of them I assume are good people.