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The seven dwarfs from the upcoming Snow White movie

Build Black Better

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Do you think this scene will be cut from the movie? You know the dwarves with the low impulse control won't be able to resist their new favorite big booty Latina. I'm talking about the ones that only have some dwarf size body parts.
 

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That Peter Dinkledge dwarf complained and that’s why there’s only one dwarf. Little idiot actually prevented 6 dwarf actors from getting cast in a Disney movie. Also the heads at Disney claimed these photos weren’t real before back tracking and said they weren’t “official set photos” because the higher ups couldn’t believe it looked this bad. They’ve lost enough money and already know this will be a disaster.
It’s so bad even Disney couldn’t believe these were real, they first said these photos were fake then had to backtrack and had to say they meant they aren’t official set photos. They didn’t even believe it looked this bad.
That’s my favorite part, that dope actually made it so 6 dwarf actors wouldn’t be cast. What a faggot.
WE HEARD YOUUUUUU
 

Chive Turkey

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They were all set to give seven dwarf actors the role of their careers, but Tyrion Lannister had to whine to the press how problematic that was so now you get this collection of brightly-dressed homeless people.
Hollywood's beyond parody at this point. It's so utterly laughable that they're so risk-averse that they have to slap an old name on even product and then change everything to the point where it's so completely different from the original, they may as well have named it Commando 2.
 

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How many midgets with those stubby miniture baseball bats do you think it would take to take down a Rottweiler?
Every time people talk about midgets being abused or fighting I think back to that 4chan post where the guy was fantasizing about kidnapping a famous midget. And forcing him to fight a dog and comparing a man fighting a dog to a midget having to fight a dragon.
 
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