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Stop invoking the Lord when you post your drivel and we won't hammer you about it.Why are you getting into theology?
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Stop invoking the Lord when you post your drivel and we won't hammer you about it.Why are you getting into theology?
That feel when the last woman I banged was 34 years oldView attachment 218574
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34 year olds are fun.
I guess no one has an answer to my question.If I slapped someone and they turned the other cheek, I'd slap that cheek too. I'd slap all the fuckin cheeks they got. What then? Then what?
34 year olds are fun.
Stop invoking the Lord when you post your drivel and we won't hammer you about it.
There's some dispute as to whether that's because people used to slap with the back of the hand and turning the cheek would force them to elevate you by using the palm but this is way out of @NoBacon's wheelhouseWhat are you supposed to to when you're slapped? Write about it on a forum? Oh no, that's the cheek turning thing.
Turning the other cheek meant to show defiance, no?There's some dispute as to whether that's because people used to slap with the back of the hand and turning the cheek would force them to elevate you by using the palm but this is way out of @NoBacon's wheelhouse
There's some dispute as to whether that's because people used to slap with the back of the hand and turning the cheek would force them to elevate you by using the palm but this is way out of @NoBacon's wheelhouse
In a sense, yeah.Turning the other cheek meant to show defiance, no?
Where did I invoke the Lord?
Stupit.Some of the less retarded ones realise we live in a modern powerful democracy standing amidst the achievement of white Christian people
I’ve never seen anyone with such a poor sense of priority. You live in a fucking filthy hovel in the ghetto where you name the rodents that run all over your kitchen counter. I almost saw a glimpse of self awareness when you pretty much compared your existence to that of a disease spreading rat.You're almost as bad as @CQ_Beans
At least bacon is funny on twitter. You're a sopping vagina who delights and springs into action the moment you can pretend to be a victim.I’ve never seen anyone with such a poor sense of priority. You live in a fucking filthy hovel in the ghetto where you name the rodents that run all over your kitchen counter. I almost saw a glimpse of self awareness when you pretty much compared your existence to that of a disease spreading rat.
But then you went ahead and mentioned me, not by name of course and how you would love to see me suffer. As opposed to respecting your family and sticking to being sober. Nope, that’s not on the agenda. Just a seething petty psychopath.
Stupit.
Anyways. This isn't about you so go fuck off back to cowering under your desk for a while. It's not your turn, bitch.I’ve never seen anyone with such a poor sense of priority. You live in a fucking filthy hovel in the ghetto where you name the rodents that run all over your kitchen counter. I almost saw a glimpse of self awareness when you pretty much compared your existence to that of a disease spreading rat.
But then you went ahead and mentioned me, not by name of course and how you would love to see me suffer. As opposed to respecting your family and sticking to being sober. Nope, that’s not on the agenda. Just a seething petty psychopath.
that's hot! but Sue looks nothing like that... you need to be into some kinda autistic dork (which I am)... Sue's not 'classically attractive', but I definitely would... although this broad reminds me why I'm straight. Noiccce!View attachment 218574
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