The reviews from the moo cruise are in…

[DooDooBrown]

In his 60s and he’s so insecure with himself he has to post (probably fake) reviews on social media so his loser followers will tell him what a good little boy he is and how much he hasn’t wasted his life.

 

[Dennyislife]

You know he saved every single one. Wasn't he doing three shows a day for almost every day for 4 months.

Huge feedback rate Joe.

 

[A House Nigger]

He doesn't have enough storage in his iPhone 4 to take pictures of all the negative reviews

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He doesn't have enough storage in his iPhone 4 to take pictures of all the negative reviews

Lol do you think Brother Slow was bragging about having an original iPod because little bro bought him one?

 

[firstimelongtime]

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“Joe has been”.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

"I'm afraid I cannot honor your request. Queen is indubitably a good band, guv'nah, but I rather favor Neil Diamond. Now, where did I put that plectrum?"

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Five glowing reviews. From Brits on a shitty cruise. Man, those five years of not vising your suffering, dying mom are finally paying off!

 

[satanssockpuppet]

They were just being polite. No one could possibly enjoy listening to that flabby old retard braying and mooing his way through those tiresome old classic rock chestnuts. The real versions are difficult enough to endure.

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

Just pointing out the obvious.

Homo Joe cut up a notebook with scissors and literally asked people to write down their thanks. 'Oh by the way, it would help me big time if you include your name and cabin number'. They all appear to be written with the same pen, too.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Just pointing out the obvious.

Homo Joe cut up a notebook with scissors and literally asked people to write down their thanks. 'Oh by the way, it would help me big time if you include your name and cabin number'. They all appear to be written with the same pen, too.

Now that you mention it, yeah, they do look like they were all written with the same pen. And why are they all little, sloppily cut pieces of paper? Did Joe cut up a bunch of notebook paper slips, and leave a stack of them next to a tip jar kind of thing, then ask people to fill them out? Did he maybe think they'd be useful ammunition if he had any kind of dispute with management? Because why would he care about the cabin numbers, unless he felt he had to prove the reviews were real?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

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“Quizez…no!”

Room M518 on that Cow brain level

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Now that you mention it, yeah, they do look like they were all written with the same pen. And why are they all little, sloppily cut pieces of paper? Did Joe cut up a bunch of notebook paper slips, and leave a stack of them next to a tip jar kind of thing, then ask people to fill them out? Did he maybe think they'd be useful ammunition if he had any kind of dispute with management? Because why would he care about the cabin numbers, unless he felt he had to prove the reviews were real?

review bombing joe will always be a favorite pastime of mine, that being said quite glad we all held off doing while Moo was boating, gave us gems like this

 

[RoTheHo69]

I have footage

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[Humanatee]

This is the adult equivalent of a parent putting their kid's crappy drawing on the refrigerator door, except in this case it's the kid putting the drawing there themselves.

This man is an utter simpleton.