The reason Fatso doesn't take haircut selfies anymore.

[Stent]

I can add a little bit more information to this story as well. I fucked her.

 

[Hardcore Jewish Nihilism]

Good troll job, solider. At ease.

 

[Guest]

Anyone text Patso about this yet?

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

I can add a little bit more information to this story as well. I fucked her.

Hickory dickory dock! Jeana was suckin my cock!!

 

[guest]

Pat you have no idea what happens behind the scenes here. I'm gonna fuck Anica's mouth soon and she's going to enjoy it.

Anica seems like she'd be down for a good sloppy throat fucking from an Alpha Chad like you. Not so much from fat beta cuck Rick.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Anica seems like she'd be down for a good sloppy throat fucking from an Alpha Chad like you. Not so much from fat beta cuck Rick.

She'd be downright giddy to get points for sucking my half spic dick. She lived in Portland for a bit. She was on an episode of Portlandia. So was I. Everyone in Portland was. Hey pat, watch Portlandia and find me. I'm in a few episodes, but I'll give you a hint, I'm on the beach in the Danzig episode.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

It was honestly the most uncomfortable I've ever been. I felt sick, but the job needed to be done.

I can imagine you puking your guts out like a new recruit seeing his first combat and sniping his first kill. I'm fawkin verklempt ova here just reading it.

 

[Heyfellas]

This is probably my favorite moment of the old secret forums.

Where we at with letting me into the current ones boissssssss

 

[hammmburger]

This was posted in the old secret forums soon after I was allowed in. I had to read the texts in small sections because it was so uncomfortable yet glorious. Sorta like listening to Josiah tape 5. Well done

 

[Mikekeke]

You guys can jerk each other off in there, just let some gold like this out every once in awhile. I can't believe this was forgotten about! Relevant pic

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I remember it well because Pat being like "it's me, Patrick Tomlinson, THE AUTHOR?" got, and continues to get, my ribs.

This is why I leave trolling to the professionals, if I attempted this I would feel so embarrassed for Pat I would wind up punching myself in the face after like 2 messages.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

This was one of the greatest moments in this forums history. I just wish we could've been flies on the wall when Rick inevitably trotted back into the salon, was informed of his misgivings, and launched into a rant about atalkers.

 

[guest]

This was one of the greatest moments in this forums history. I just wish we could've been flies on the wall when Rick inevitably trotted back into the salon, was informed of his misgivings, and launched into a rant about atalkers.

He probably launched into a rant about the atalkers but I bet he's been creepy enough on his own that she didn't believe him.

 

[cliveowen]

She went to somewhere that looks warm. Girl moved more than 1,000 miles to get away from Rick.

I think she just went on vacation. Looks like she works at another barber just 10 minutes from the old one.

 

[FurBurger]

I think she just went on vacation. Looks like she works at another barber just 10 minutes from the old one.

...so what you're saying is, Pat's still in with a chance?

 

[guest]

...so what you're saying is, Pat's still in with a chance?

Posting an insane clown posse song is about as fashionable as telling a chip joke, but it is so God damn fitting for this:

[MEDIA=youtube]6Fl2MzJtdlI[/MEDIA]

 

[CuntFucker]

Jeana didn't think anything was off. She completely believed my creepiness was really Pat

I... I'm not a creepy stlaker pretending to be someone I'm not and texting girls I don't know... Pat is the real creep... Not me...

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Hmm. I know I've seen that cabbage head somewhere before.

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I miss the days of Padawan v2 when he was ban avoiding. I think Dan was running it, he channeled better than GayFaggot channels Joe

I remember who it was, but that might be some Secret Forum shit. You never know these days.

 

[medium wyzzz]

I rembemba da old secret forum*sniff*

No, but I remember the wackbagy looking one.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I'd forgotten about this and just found it by accident

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