The Ralphie May Memorial Award (Comedy Dead Pool)

[1073waaf]

I could see Zac going soon. He is so fat now and I think he still does blow and stuff.

 

[Zombie247]

Ari Shaffir. I hope dies.
Joey Diaz. I hope dies.
Ron White
Pat Cooper
Doug Stanhope

 

[guest]

So what is your list?

1. Zac Amico
2. Stavros Halkias
3. Artie Lange
4. Bert Kreischer
5. Pete Davidson

I’m banking on 5 but kind of pulling for the no nose. Loud mouth guido gave me some laughs back in the late 00’s. I’m also a closeted homosexual.

tl;dr [MEDIA=dailymotion]x2g7jks[/MEDIA]

 

[guest]

Ari Shaffir. I hope dies.
Joey Diaz. I hope dies.
Ron White
Pat Cooper
Doug Stanhope

Stanhope is basically a goner at this point. Pat Cooper is literally approaching George Burns territory so that’s an easy one.

Ron White gets missed out on because he hangs out with those redneck comedy assholes but he’s actually got some pretty good specials

‘They Call Mr Tater Salad’ [MEDIA=youtube]ZiVWv_mbCZg[/MEDIA]

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I’m banking on 5 but kind of pulling for the no nose. Loud mouth guido gave me some laughs back in the late 00’s. I’m also a closeted homosexual.

tl;dr

Still shot of monstrous tranny perma-wound on Mike's face.
Mike: "He's creepy!"
What a freak.

 

[guest]

Jim Norton
Jim Norton
Jim Norton
Jim Norton
Jim Norton

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Ari Shaffir. I hope dies.
Joey Diaz. I hope dies.
Ron White
Pat Cooper
Doug Stanhope

Is Pat Cooper really still alive? Damn, good for him.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Pig Gay Oinkerson

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

whos on my list? actual comedians to start

To be fair, I did leave out Andy Dick. He'll die before anyone I listed.

 

[Stent]

It's a tough one. There's the ones I think will die and my wishlist.

1. Zac Amico is still kinda young but he's definitely heading down multiple paths to early death.
2. Rich Vos dying would make for excellent Vos rolls.
3. Keith Robinson is due.
4. Billy Connolly is living on borrowed time.
5. Bob Newhart is like shooting fish in a barrel at this point.

 

[UnPRePared]

Newhart, Cooper and my boy Connolly are saints on Earth. Keep them going, Based God.

The list is easy:

1. Joey Diaz (I hate this fuckers guts and I'll fly to America just to piss on his grave... And maybe perform at Hooligans)

2. Pete Davidson (self mutilation and Kratom overdose)

3. Bert Kreischer (anyone with that much subcutaneous gut fat doesn't have long)

4. Stavros (He bugs me)

5. Jim Norton (Suicide from loneliness, won't even get a mention on the news)

 

[Meownaw]

Pat Cooper
Artie
Keith Robinson
Sandy Kane

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

1. Artie Lange
2. Jerry Seinfeld
3. Chris Rock
4. Tim Allen
5. Eddie Murphy

 

[GOD DAMN RICH CUNT]

I would love if that unfunny fat fuck bert left this earth. Woah look at him hes a fat slovenly mess but he takes his shirt off and does a funny dance, hes owning it! Fuck off.

 

[guest]

Michael Richards

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

Artie is gonna outlive all of them. Just one of life’s ironies. We can look forward to Opie interviewing Artie for a retrospective on all those lost.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Artie is gonna outlive all of them. Just one of life’s ironies. We can look forward to Opie interviewing Artie for a retrospective on all those lost.

I'm going to say the same about Blobby Kelly. The guy is a fucking tank. He was more fragile when he was thin. "I broke me knee man!"

He's going to be the Ernest Borgnine of comedy. Never loses weight and just lives forever.

 

[Dennyislife]

Luis j Gomez will fuck up and get shot to death in the street in random disagreement with someone

Kevin Brennan due to monkeypox

Bob Kelly a stroke mid set sees him off.

Colin ends up in the same home as Lady Di after some brain damage due to being dead for a while but revived

 

[DieNortonDie]

Most probable to die first has to be Artie. Most joyful would be Bert.

Artie has been on the top of lists for the past decade but he’s still alive and has like 20 dead friends