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So what is your list?
1. Zac Amico
2. Stavros Halkias
3. Artie Lange
4. Bert Kreischer
5. Pete Davidson
1. Zac Amico
2. Stavros Halkias
3. Artie Lange
4. Bert Kreischer
5. Pete Davidson
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The Ralphie May Memorial Award (Comedy Dead Pool)
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Most probable to die first has to be Artie. Most joyful would be Bert.
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1. The fat Mexican one
2. Artie Lange
3. Bob Kelly
4. Colin Quinn (nice heart attack, stupid)
5. Jim Norton
2. Artie Lange
3. Bob Kelly
4. Colin Quinn (nice heart attack, stupid)
5. Jim Norton
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There have been so many suicides by scrawny middling hipster comedy "writers" that it's fucking up the bell curve. I always vote for fat bastards first.
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Realistically it's gotta be Colin
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brother joe had a stent put into his widow maker artery and he's still going strong! that's what sucks about losing chef Carl, docs could've cleared out his pipes and he could've lived another 40 years!
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So why didn't they do it? Genuine question. I would tell you if I wasn't.
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Drunk Sans Hope
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I wish I knew, Carl's brother George is a fawking vascular surgeon. Maybe he thought his brother didn't approve of his smoking/drinking/eating so he didn't ask for help?
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This guy is basedI wish I knew, Carl's brother George is a fawking vascular surgeon. Maybe he thought his brother didn't approve of his smoking/drinking/eating so he didn't ask for help?
Based on what??
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I'm a bit out of the loop but make #1 whoever Opie is guest hosting a podcast with.
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Holy shit I didn’t remember more than half of his zoo crew is dead
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Stanhope for obvious reasons
Brendan Schaub might total a Porsche
Joey Diaz for obvious reasons as well
Bobby in 15 years if this is his final fat
Bert and Artie live until 90
Brendan Schaub might total a Porsche
Joey Diaz for obvious reasons as well
Bobby in 15 years if this is his final fat
Bert and Artie live until 90
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Half? They all died
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Sadly Sherrod is still with us
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Dammit, I completely forgot he existed
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Sherrod is still alive, can’t believe you forgot about him. YYYYEEEAAAHHHHH :
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I like once opie lost his Sirius audience, Sherrod never showed up again. Has opie even mentioned him post opie raqio?
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I listened as long as I could possibly stand to when he was still on Sirius. At least then he still had on Vos, Bobby, and Kevin Brennan. I’ve listened to possibly 5 minutes since his solo venture started.
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whos on my list? actual comedians to start