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I thought as a shaheed he'd be hanging out with 72 virgins in paradise.Definitely not living in a makeshift shed in the place of his birth, lol. Pretty sure he's got a wife, kids, a career, etc. Something alien to u
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I thought as a shaheed he'd be hanging out with 72 virgins in paradise.Definitely not living in a makeshift shed in the place of his birth, lol. Pretty sure he's got a wife, kids, a career, etc. Something alien to u
Definitely not living in a makeshift shed in the place of his birth, lol. Pretty sure he's got a wife, kids, a career, etc. Something alien to u
Lore.I thought as a shaheed he'd be hanging out with 72 virgins in paradise.
Here is a pic I took...2nd oldest brother, youngest brother, mum at a park with some Syrian family we befriended that day. Still remember it like yesterday:
What do you think they're up to rn? Should I vocaroo calls with them? dumb azz social misfits...
They love the shed. They say "wow this is a good shed.. It's the best shed it's a shed like we've never seen before."Your kids have no respect for you lol...fact
whatever you're doing (That's not Samatar)...lore. It can be "real" in your lil saddy world here. But above statement is real in real life
Then your kids are a bunch of low-expectationsters. Dogs basically. Lucky you...and vurry umm (not gonna be racist).They love the shed. They say "wow this is a good shed.. It's the best shed it's a shed like we've never seen before."
Your kids have no respect for you lol...fact
whatever you're doing (That's not Samatar)...lore. It can be "real" in your lil saddy world here. But above statement is real in real life
(Turry the shedster is hahaha holeeing me, but seething rn, lol...wish I lived in BC to send some ppl to remove his makeshift hovel).
They're filled with love for the Lord and that's what really matters, habibisterThen your kids are a bunch of low-expectationsters. Dogs basically. Lucky you...and vurry umm (not gonna be racist).
The hahaha heeing stopped? I hit a nerve.They're filled with love for the Lord and that's what really matters, habibister
Ok gotta eat and then work out a lil bit at the gym
Okay, guy who can't fit in with misfits...toodles misfits
You're jealous. It's okay.The hahaha heeing stopped? I hit a nerve.
Your kids would wish they had someone else as a dad if they knew better tbh.
Jesus Christ is the only true prophet
Not if you consider “prophet” to mean “son of god” as I meant itProphets of Christianity - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
Except for all of these ones I guess. The post-biblical prophets are very case-by-case but everything else is canon.
Enjoy purgatory, stlakerNot if you consider “prophet” to mean “son of god” as I meant it
Jesus was also gay, if by “gay” you mean “son of god”
I decide what words mean, child.
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