The Police sell their dashboard footage to your insurance company. Even if they don't pull you over.

[The Sue Deal]

I am a much better driver than you are. I just know this to be true instinctively.

You don’t use your blinker??

Yeah, kill this guy with hammers.

 

[Voscabulary]

You don’t use your blinker??

Yeah, kill this guy with hammers.

he stopped using his indicators after reading they were a jewish invention

 

[NoBacon]

You don’t use your blinker??

Yeah, kill this guy with hammers.

Of course I do, allegedly you’ve been witnessed being unable to parallel reverse park outside a McDonald’s.

 

[H0meRunCumia]

I hate niggers and cops.

 

[Phish]

After smashing my fawkin teefs out on the steering will, i adore my seatbelt. Wear that thang even when im just moving 20 feet. (Also because my company has geotab and ill get dinged if i dont wear it when the truck starts up).

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

It's always chinks, old women and old chink women who don't use them. Every time.

I see alot of Ford trucks and white Teslas not using them. Their repugnance is on par with that of car simps

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

They also have undercover cars, which you’ll never be able to tell.

Unmarked ones are pretty obvious if you know what to look for. Undercover are simply just any random car.

Sorry I'm not a fucking nigger who flaunts traffic laws so I've never been pulled over for anything.

 

[NoBacon]

Sorry I'm not a fucking nigger who flaunts traffic laws so I've never been pulled over for anything.

 

[The Sue Deal]

Sorry I'm not a fucking nigger who flaunts traffic laws so I've never been pulled over for anything.

Tonka trucks have turn signals now?

I was only jokin’

 

[chocolatehellhole]

@NoBacon and @T-t-t-Terry! on holiday together:

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Jamie pull up the 4chan Warwick Davis posts

 

[despacito69]

Oh you didn't make a full stop and that cop didn't pull you over? Don't worry, the insurance company will find out anyway.

Same goes with the lack of using a blinker, ignoring pedestrians, going a little over the speed limit.

Isn't that something?

Put me in the manifesto.

street cameras independently scan tags and the basic algorithm can detect red light infractions and speed already. at the very least they're scanning how far you drive everyday, which will come handy for the upcoming 15 minute cities.

Has anyone tried one of these as a bumper sticker? https://arxiv.org/abs/1802.05385