The pig is probably squeezing that pathetic excuse of a cock he has. First tweet teetering on 300 likes

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Will we see him hit 50,000 totally real followers?

 

[Spraggy]

His writing is so frustrating to digest

 

[Ladynyahh]

If he put as much effort into his science fiction "writing" as he does tweeting, he could have pushed out at least 3 books by now

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Do these Texas Chainsaw "YEW GON' BERTH ME DAT DEM DERE RETARD FROG INCEST RAPE BABY DUH-HUH, DUH-HUH, AND AIN'T NUN YEW CAN DO ABOWT IT. I DUN CURR IF YER TWELVE BITCH YEW GON HAVE MA BAY BEE ION CURR IF YEW DIE GIBBIN ME IT JESUS SAID SO." scenarios that Pat and his ilk are always so quick to reference really happen that much?

 

[Mikekeke]

He absolutely wishes Ade had aborted their daughter so he could tweet about it.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

If he put as much effort into his science fiction "writing" as he does tweeting, he could have pushed out at least 3 books by now

Thankfully, Rick has aborted all of them.

 

[Segment an Orange]

His writing is so frustrating to digest

If he had completed a basic level college English class or even paid attention in high school, he'd know that often fewer words can make a greater impact than many words that say nothing. Of course brevity reduces the chance of his precious upvotes. So we get these ten tweet screeds to laugh at.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It’s very clear why he’s currently without a contract and doesn’t even get freelance writer work for news outlets. His writing is complete shit. What’s crazy is he sees his greatest life achievement was his stolen abortion tweet.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Hey Jim do you think this guy likes abortion..?

 

[guest]

His writing is so frustrating to digest

The first sentence is a grammatical migraine.

 

[Harry Powell]

He has ADHD induced logorrhea.

Add in a narcissistic love for his own thoughts, zero self awareness, and no impulse control and we get this constant drivel.

 

[AliceWorquer]

He is such a fucking idiot. His whole point was that generalizing about what happens in Europe is disingenuous but he wraps it up by generalizing about what happens in Europe. Fucking pant shitting retard.

 

[guest]

Really imagines himself as an enlightener because he googled European abortion laws then told people on Twitter about them.

 

[guest]

His writing is so frustrating to digest

So is that nigger peperoni he produces in his basement, teehee.

 

[Boogs]

So what’s his ultimate point? More sex and tranny talk to kindergarteners makes abortion obsolete?

 

[Theodore from Schenectady]

claiming Europe has great variability in abortion laws then pointing to Vatican City and Lichenstein. Such a retard

 

[The Greaseman]

Conservative Pat makes another appearance.

 

[guest]

Will we see him hit 50,000 totally real followers?

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Holy shit, you fucking maniac. Try to be a presence in Annabelle’s life before lecturing people on literally anything. Fucking obese maniac. Fat, too.

 

[wbgreen]

He is such a fucking idiot. His whole point was that generalizing about what happens in Europe is disingenuous but he wraps it up by generalizing about what happens in Europe. Fucking pant shitting retard.

It's disingenuous to bitch and moan about conservatives doing on this one instance, abortion, when the left treats Europe like a monolith whenever they advocate for their liberal policies, such as gun control, paid time off, or taxes. They never shut up about how Europe does everything better than the US does.

They're all so salty because the right is suddenly using their own tactic against them.

 

[Guyincognito]

Thankfully, Rick has aborted all of them.

He certainly aborted his fatherhood.