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The Patrick Tomlinson Interviews Part1

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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This is fucking great. So many good lines. An underrated rib buster is his claim that we use STOLEN email adresses and phone numbers to hide our identities.

I'm just imagining some kindly old lady in Omaha, waking up one morning to discover to her shock that some cyberrascal hijacked her email [email protected].
I personally hacked into [email protected]. One of the most sought after emails of all time. Not even CTRL+ALT+DEL could stop me.
 

Guyincognito

John D’oh!
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You know, yesterday wasn't a great day for me. I woke up in a funk, was depressed and unmotivated all day, I just sat at my computer watching MST3K on twitch all day, not a shred of carpe diem in me. Today, waking up to all this--TOTALLY different story. I'm in a better mood than I've been in weeks. May God and Mel bless Josiah and his exemplary journalistic skills, I am utterly ribless right now.
Mst3k eh? What are your top eps? I’m sure you’ve seen final sacrifice, space mutiny and manos, but have you seen pumaman, legend of boggy creek 2 or merlin’s magical shop of wonders(horrors)?
 

Will Tate

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Mst3k eh? What are your top eps? I’m sure you’ve seen final sacrifice, space mutiny and manos, but have you seen pumaman, legend of boggy creek 2 or merlin’s magical shop of wonders(horrors)?
Pew-MAY-min and Merlin's Magical Shop are great, don't think I've seen Boogy Creek. Quest of the Delta Knights is another one I like, Time Chasers was the first episode I ever saw (I came into it pretty late in the run after it had moved to Sci-Fi Channel). Mitchell and Final Justice are both pretty good ones, and, as you already mentioned, Space Mutiny was a fucking riot. If you type "!mutiny" into the chat on the Twitch channel the automod comes back with one of David Ryder's names, which I think is infinitely amusing.
 
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Holy shit. I mean we joke about it but Tomlinson is literally as in actually a fucking lunatic. Seriously. He honestly needs to be in a straight jacket.

Patricia, I know you’re here so I’m just going to say it: get help you fucking maniac.

Get a job, try to give a shit about the fatherhood you chucked to the wayside and stop cheating on your wife on Twitter.
 

Guyincognito

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Quasi isn't a street shitter and he's more than just an honorary aryan. He's a brahmin and an indo-european aryan with RH negative blood coursing through his veins. He dabbles in alchemy, OnA, and other esoteric hobbies.
I bow my head in penance. Dude deserves to be more of an honorary aryan than my blond haired blue eyed ass.
 

Libby Son Of Loin

WACTIONABLY WEATENING S-S-SUE WIGHTNING
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josiah munoz kinda sound like Joshua moon

anyway the sexual harassment complain to the tv channel is hilarious

i like how the HuffPo reporter tried to get him to talk more about the peperinos that was made out of niglets
Holy shit nice pull . . . could this be the work of a Kiwi Farms Pat Poster? One of us would've blown the cover and immediately posted the interview for the short high instead of accumulating several over a period of time to actually string the pig along
 
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He's so fucking lazy he can't even google Josiah Munoz and see that this name has never published anything for Huffington Post, nor even has a linkedin acocunt related to journalism in any way
A normal person would let an unknown call go to voicemail, listen to the message, and do some recon work before calling back the number. But we're talking about Pat. He answers the phone like it's 1947. It's either another Keith the Cop situation where he's now trying to use his number for actual work (doubt it) or he's just a really special boy.
 

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When is somebody going to point out that he wasn't swatted?

If two cops show up on your door, and not a SWAT team, you have not been swatted.

Also, he keeps mentioning they had their hands on their pistol. I could be wrong, but that sounds pretty standard to me? It's not like they unholstered them or pointed them at him. He even said he got belligerent with them so he couldn't have been that scared
If he actually argued with them in a testosterone fueled disagreement, he 100% would have been arrested for misconduct
 

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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Holy shit nice pull . . . could this be the work of a Kiwi Farms Pat Poster? One of us would've blown the cover and immediately posted the interview for the short high instead of accumulating several over a period of time to actually string the pig along
This type of job could only be done by a man who excels in vape thieving. He would have to have some type of extremely common name. One that could blend in very easily.
 
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