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The old cow had his big show

Cumiace

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He headlined in the kids theatre?
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TorpidSloth

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Christ almighty, I just watched some of the video for the first time. He hits his first bum vocal note on "bend," so literally the end of the first line. He's not a good singer. I couldn't watch it all, the cringe is too much, so I skipped to the end.

That audience would explode in applause for a famous Cash song done well. Instead there was just a polite smattering of claps, the kind some kid would get at a school concert - the one whose mother had forced them to learn a piano piece and they played it competently but robotically.
 
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You have to have a certain kind of voice to do Cash proper, like a good voice. A nice voice.

How does he have no charisma at all? There's no real intro or banter, just straight into the music. Cash could control a crowd from his grave better than this. Joe has the same meek "Hello" he did when he was trying to prove he was crew in order to get lunch in the last video he posted.

I guess you'd have to imagine the old people on board are shitty to their family and neighbors so this is the entertainment that they deserve in order for this to make any sense.
Johnny Cash was my first concert. I was just a kid, but my old man was a huge Johnny Cash fan. He was playing at a theme park (Great Adventure aka Six Flags) and dad took the family. It was kind of cool, he just blasted through his standards, and barely said two words otherwise.

Joe sounds terrible, and looks like a complete tool playing along with his gay iPad. He's really bottoming out now.
 

TorpidSloth

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The funny thing about the big sandwich is he probably shared a big catering sized one with the band but always ordered specifically what he liked
So true. Typical boomer. "I like it so everyone else must too." And sandwiches are so individually specific. Two people love exactly the same sandwich but if you add tomatoes or toast the bread suddenly one of them will freak out. Joe expected 2U to all enjoy his party sized turkey and cheese on rustic bread with mayo, lettuce and cucumber as much as he does.
 
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So true. Typical boomer. "I like it so everyone else must too." And sandwiches are so individually specific. Two people love exactly the same sandwich but if you add tomatoes or toast the bread suddenly one of them will freak out. Joe expected 2U to all enjoy his party sized turkey and cheese on rustic bread with mayo, lettuce and cucumber as much as he does.
If fake bono doesn't want lettuce on his BIG SANDWICH then he can pick it off.
 
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