The old cow had his big show

[PickleRickle]

Oh, Joseph. I like how he had his Johnny Cash voice engaged for the hullo to the "crowd"

Nice stage presence, bro. Jesus Christ.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The crowd looks electric.

 

[Cumiace]

He headlined in the kids theatre?

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

He headlined in the kids theatre?

Fucking lol, you really can't write this stuff. He's all pompous and smug about performing here:

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I like how they just shortened his dumb "Solo Joe Accoustic Show" to just acoustic Joe. You know it annoyed him haha holee shiiiit

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He headlined in the kids theatre?
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If I said it once before I said it a million times! First Acoustic Joe, THEN puppet show!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Think they included a BIG turkey sandwich and a red gatorade?

 

[TorpidSloth]

Christ almighty, I just watched some of the video for the first time. He hits his first bum vocal note on "bend," so literally the end of the first line. He's not a good singer. I couldn't watch it all, the cringe is too much, so I skipped to the end.

That audience would explode in applause for a famous Cash song done well. Instead there was just a polite smattering of claps, the kind some kid would get at a school concert - the one whose mother had forced them to learn a piano piece and they played it competently but robotically.

 

[guest]

 

[satanssockpuppet]

You have to have a certain kind of voice to do Cash proper, like a good voice. A nice voice.

How does he have no charisma at all? There's no real intro or banter, just straight into the music. Cash could control a crowd from his grave better than this. Joe has the same meek "Hello" he did when he was trying to prove he was crew in order to get lunch in the last video he posted.

I guess you'd have to imagine the old people on board are shitty to their family and neighbors so this is the entertainment that they deserve in order for this to make any sense.

Johnny Cash was my first concert. I was just a kid, but my old man was a huge Johnny Cash fan. He was playing at a theme park (Great Adventure aka Six Flags) and dad took the family. It was kind of cool, he just blasted through his standards, and barely said two words otherwise.

Joe sounds terrible, and looks like a complete tool playing along with his gay iPad. He's really bottoming out now.

 

[Stent]

"I didn't know homeless people were allowed on cruise ships, honey. Give him a dollar."

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Goddam; this journey continues to be quite fun from being banned from the casino, to normandy sand in a pill bottle, the teeth falling out, possibly everyone hating him, him being forced to dress up, the SOA outfit he always wears, the small crowd of old fucks who DONT care and now headlining in the children's theater.

 

[guest]

children's theater

What….
what exaaaaaactly is the , ehem, “age of consent” on international waters?
Asking for a friend.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Think they included a BIG turkey sandwich and a red gatorade?

If it was a regular sandwich I wouldn't have said anything.

 

[DooDooBrown]

“Featuring Acoustic Joe”

Moo doesn’t even get top billing at his own show. The iPad playing midi backing tracks is the star, he’s just a guest performer.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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"Make us some generic poster for this thing. That guy suggested it"
"what's the name of the act?"
"I dunno, that old retarded douchebag who plays the acoustic covers?" "
Joe?"
" Yeah that's it"

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Think they included a BIG turkey sandwich and a red gatorade?

The funny thing about the big sandwich is he probably shared a big catering sized one with the band but always ordered specifically what he liked

 

[TorpidSloth]

The funny thing about the big sandwich is he probably shared a big catering sized one with the band but always ordered specifically what he liked

So true. Typical boomer. "I like it so everyone else must too." And sandwiches are so individually specific. Two people love exactly the same sandwich but if you add tomatoes or toast the bread suddenly one of them will freak out. Joe expected 2U to all enjoy his party sized turkey and cheese on rustic bread with mayo, lettuce and cucumber as much as he does.

 

[Peckas]

I really hope he goes home with a drinking problem

Like baby bro anyone can do it!

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

So true. Typical boomer. "I like it so everyone else must too." And sandwiches are so individually specific. Two people love exactly the same sandwich but if you add tomatoes or toast the bread suddenly one of them will freak out. Joe expected 2U to all enjoy his party sized turkey and cheese on rustic bread with mayo, lettuce and cucumber as much as he does.

If fake bono doesn't want lettuce on his BIG SANDWICH then he can pick it off.