The official list of forum users who are disciples of Christ or Satan worshipping perverts is almost finished.

[Petworth dude]

I'm all in with da Ukrainian Catholic Church. Unlike the Latin rite, we allow our priests to marry - that means no pedo clergy.

 

[Sam Bankman-Fried]

Imagine pretending an actual Jew who preached Jewish tenets represents white people, instead of taking an interest in native European religion. I can't even fawkin go along with this as a joke.

 

[Guest]

Imagine pretending an actual Jew who preached Jewish tenets represents white people, instead of taking an interest in native European religion. I can't even fawkin go along with this as a joke.

If you’re genuinely curious I can provide resources for why this is wrong. It’s a staple of unread Reddit atheists who think it triggers people to say the whole “historical Jesus” stuff, it doesn’t.

 

[Guest]

Hey @Harry Powell you’re missing another embarrasing Jenna meltdown. He’s talking about being a pedophile again for some reason.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I can feel a character limit sized JoeScroll coming you guys.
I think I might just ruin every page in this thread once it gets to page 8.

Fags. Boring shit.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Imagine being such an unfunny christcuck you get legit mad at someone with the username @Lucyfer

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That explains it. Let's all take this Lucifer/Lucy Lawless pun very seriously.

I was rather proud of the pun to be honest, maybe you can help me get a writing gig at SNL.

 

[World Wide Web Wyyzrd]

Geez you're really into that Jesus fag.

Lol, he crashed that.

 

[World Wide Web Wyyzrd]

There’s nothing funny about an eternity of punishment in Hell, my friend. Even Satan himself will be thrown into the lake of fire soon.

Repent and proclaim Jesus is Lord.

You call yourself “lucyfer” based on an unhealthy puerile obsession with an actress and collect teddy bears.

You shouldn’t do that, sir.

Nigga are you being serious rn?

 

[Guest]

Nigga are you being serious rn?

Is that guy actually disabled or something? Why are people so upset at being remotely negative to him? It’s like joking about the school retard or something. What nest have I kicked?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Is that guy actually disabled or something? Why are people so upset at being remotely negative to him? It’s like joking about the school retard or something. What nest have I kicked?

I'm physically disabled, while you are obviously mentally.

 

[World Wide Web Wyyzrd]

What nest have I kicked?

>“I’m gonna go yell in the town square.”
>“Why are people treating me like this?”

 

[Guest]

I'm physically disabled, while you are obviously mentally.

So I need to be nice to you because of that? Why would you want anyone to be that way?

I’m not treating you differently because you’re a cripple. When you’re funny, you’re funny, when you’re a fag you’re a fag.

Your sensitive henchmen are way faggier than you, tbchwy.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Then Jesus told his disciples, “If anyone would come after me, let him deny himself and take up his cross and follow me. For whoever would save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for my sake will find it. For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul? Or what shall a man give in return for his soul?

 

[Jenna]

So I need to be nice to you because of that? Why would you want anyone to be that way?

I’m not treating you differently because you’re a cripple. When you’re funny, you’re funny, when you’re a fag you’re a fag.

Your sensitive henchmen are way faggier than you, tbchwy.

Do you remember the day you chose to live as a heterosexual?

Was it at a special camp where they teach you to pray away those sinful urges?

 

[Guest]

Do you remember the day you chose to live as a heterosexual?

Was it at a special camp where they teach you to pray away those sinful urges?

You’re trying to marginalise being normal. Just don’t be a fag, it’s that simple.

Leave kids alone, Jenna.

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

Your womanly nagging has removed you from the list entirely.

You leave my boy Minaw alone! I need his ribs dammit

 

[Jenna]

You’re trying to marginalise being normal. Just don’t be a fag, it’s that simple.

Leave kids alone, Jenna.

Did you learn that at special camp? If you're attracted to men, don't be a fag, it's that simple!

 

[TravisPickle]

Yeah, joking about a lizard king cartoon thing is the same as blasphemy.

Btw, if you read those old bits he only professes to be the king of the lizard realm and how he’s administering god’s punishment to the pig. Nice try with the hate though. Have a good one.

Just testin' your thoroughness, chico.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Nigga are you being serious rn?

The worst thing is that he keeps calling them teddy bears, they're not, they are sloths.