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That’s because mentally he never grew up. It’s why Ade left when she got pregnant, she couldn’t raise a kid AND Pat.This is shit I bitched about when I was a kid
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That’s because mentally he never grew up. It’s why Ade left when she got pregnant, she couldn’t raise a kid AND Pat.This is shit I bitched about when I was a kid
I’m guessing Niki asked him to think about getting a job and he oinked that waking up in the morning to go to a job is borderline insane."it's borderline insane to wake up early"
Most are 8-5 due to 1 hour lunch (they have to take a least a 30 minute or get in trouble) but Pat doesn’t understand responsibilitiesI believe most Midwest companies the people start work at 8:00. Not that he would know
Worst part? He thinks he’s brilliant and this is profound. He never mentally matured past 13, he’s still that kid crying he doesn’t want to go to school and go back to bed. I really think when Ade had to get him a job with her she had to drive him in and fight everyday for him to get out of bed like a…child.It's almost not even funny anymore. This guy's honestly a retard.
Since he’s a “creative” he’s believes he’s always working if he’s awake since he’s convinced himself its his job to think about things and tweet. He could never hold a real job and I bet this tweet is related to anger of Niki (or her mom) suggesting he get a job while “waiting” for his next book contract. He has millions of excuses of why he can’t work.This is coming from a man who farts himself awake from a drunken stupor at 1pm every day.
It’s because he’s never worked a real job, he just hears 9-5 when it’s usually 8-5 or 9-6 due to hour lunch, they have to at least take a 30 min lunch or they get in trouble. Pat didn’t make it one 8 hour shift at target.Who works 9-5? That's eight total hours not including lunch. Every office job I've had has been at least an 8 1/2 day to accommodate lunch. But most people just work flex hours and work until their work is finished. Show up sometime between 7-9 and work til sometime between 4-6. Fat fucking idiot getting his conceptions of the job world from Dolly Parton lyrics.
Shit, I forgot LaylaHey Rick, adult office hours average 9-5 to accommodate for us dropping our fucking kids off at school. I get it, you've never done that, so how the fuck would you know.
Idk. That makes it funnier for me.It's almost not even funny anymore. This guy's honestly a retard.
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