The myth of vacation fun

[ミスタースパーコル]

In theory a vacation is only worth something when you do it with other people but for me nothing is less fun than being around other people.

 

[Niggerotchi]

N-dropster Abester rules.

 

[NoBacon]

I fucking hate vacations. I never went on any as a kid, as an adult i just see them as ceaselessly irritating money sinkholes. I'm in the middle of one right now and I'm in a horrible mood. I've already yelled at my wife this morning after she asked me to repeat something i said

They’re only good when they are impulsive and not planned, if they’re planned there’s always a woman who spends months building it up in her head to impossible levels which can never be lived up to, then they spend the whole time being moody cunts because you ruined her dream.

If it’s a guys holiday, it will be fun anywhere on earth because you’ll get hammered and meet people.

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

Traveling is for women to take selfies and pictures of food and nothing more

When i was in my senior year of college my ex convinced me to do a “staycation” for memorial day weekend.
Basically 2 nights at the marriott (she complained about the view at the front desk and we changed rooms), ate out breakfast lunch and dinner so she could take a picture of shitty brunch chicken and waffles and our stupid fucking meme drinks at the sugar factory.
Saw a shitty blue man group show where i fell asleep.
Did a day at epcot and “drank around the world” aka spend $500 for watered down drinks so that a fag with a french accent can pour your $30 wine flight.
The only upside was shower sex like patrick which we did anyways at home but it was special because it’s a STAYCATION BABE!!!
I basically dropped 2500$ of my savings as a broke college student so she could take a bunch of instagram pictures, snapchats and get drunk.
A 3 day weekend of consooooming.
I bet the jews had more fun at their little amusement park stay #neveragain

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

This thread seems to mainly be people going on shitty vacations and then saying they don't enjoy vacations.

Pro-tip: Go somewhere nice for a reasonable amount of time.

 

[Treat Yourself]

WWAWD staycations? They're PFG

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

This thread seems to mainly be people going on shitty vacations and then saying they don't enjoy vacations.

Pro-tip: Go somewhere nice for a reasonable amount of time.

Woah this changes EVERYTHING

 

[NoBacon]

When i was in my senior year of college my ex convinced me to do a “staycation” for memorial day weekend.
Basically 2 nights at the marriott (she complained about the view at the front desk and we changed rooms), ate out breakfast lunch and dinner so she could take a picture of shitty brunch chicken and waffles and our stupid fucking meme drinks at the sugar factory.
Saw a shitty blue man group show where i fell asleep.
Did a day at epcot and “drank around the world” aka spend $500 for watered down drinks so that a fag with a french accent can pour your $30 wine flight.
The only upside was shower sex like patrick which we did anyways at home but it was special because it’s a STAYCATION BABE!!!
I basically dropped 2500$ of my savings as a broke college student so she could take a bunch of instagram pictures, snapchats and get drunk.
A 3 day weekend of consooooming.
I bet the jews had more fun at their little amusement park stay #neveragain

I’ve done that 3 or 4 times, it took me a long time to wise up.

They have absolutely no concept of shame, spending other people’s money without a second thought.

There are good women out there, but they’re few and far between.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

When i was in my senior year of college my ex convinced me to do a “staycation” for memorial day weekend.
Basically 2 nights at the marriott (she complained about the view at the front desk and we changed rooms), ate out breakfast lunch and dinner so she could take a picture of shitty brunch chicken and waffles and our stupid fucking meme drinks at the sugar factory.
Saw a shitty blue man group show where i fell asleep.
Did a day at epcot and “drank around the world” aka spend $500 for watered down drinks so that a fag with a french accent can pour your $30 wine flight.
The only upside was shower sex like patrick which we did anyways at home but it was special because it’s a STAYCATION BABE!!!
I basically dropped 2500$ of my savings as a broke college student so she could take a bunch of instagram pictures, snapchats and get drunk.
A 3 day weekend of consooooming.
I bet the jews had more fun at their little amusement park stay #neveragain

Falling asleep during a Blue Man Group show is hilarious. One of my friends from highschool is like a genius aspergery guy and he can seemingly master anything he attempts. He's an incredible drummer and somehow got scouted for ir hooked up with a Blue Man Group audition. He ended up blowing it off to smoke weed in a quarry, which we did all the time. I think someone traveled to see him. Everyone was like "You're fucking crazy. You could see the world, man." He would've been perfect at it because he could've learned any type of circus type shit they needed and probably loved it. He is currently unemployed and lives with his parents and has no regrets about anything. Pretty sure he's probably still never had sex despite being a pretty good looking guy. He's basically like a self taught monk. He gave up pussy for the pursuit of knowledge.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Are you going to some tourist traps? I would feel terrible going to Mexico to drink coconut water like pat does, when I can already get them in a local supermarket

I just got back from Mexico (to and from w/no passport btw). PFG great. Got some jumping beans, etc.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just got back from Mexico (to and from w/no passport btw). PFG great. Got some jumping beans, etc.

My buddy's parents spend a shitload of time in Mexico and love it. I'm pretty sure they'd prefer to live there. They don't do the resort thing either. They actually have a bunch of beaner friends they've made and stuff too. They also speak zero Spanish.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I just got back from Mexico (to and from w/no passport btw). PFG great. Got some jumping beans, etc.

how'd you get back in without it?

 

[BUBBLER]

I went to the Dominican Republic once and I wished I was home the whole time. We were there for a week and I would've enjoyed it if it were 2 days. I had narcs trying to sell me drugs left and right, one night I got lost and wandered too far down the beach and I saw a guy and approached him for directions and he kept yelling "GO BACK" at me and eventually pulled out a machete. Some nigger was walking around one day offering to take people parasailing, I politely declined and he flipped the fuck out on me about how I come to his home to sit around and get drunk all day. I was like "Yeah, that's exactly what I'm here for."

We went on stupid fucking excursions like seeing tigers, which aren't native to DR or anything, in a nigger rigged little zoo, which we could've done at home. We swam with sharks, my gf had a straight up nervous breakdown and couldn't get in the water. Instead of waiting it out with her I was like "Yeah, I'm never gonna get the chance to do this again, so I'm going in." They said they were nurse sharks but they looked like giant fucking algae eaters. You had to wear a life jacket and goggles and just look down at them and see this fucking aquatic negro holding onto their fins and getting pulled around and shit that I wanted to do.

A chubby girl we were talking to said she wanted to suck my dick directly in front of my girlfriend, which resulted in a fight for the rest of the night. We saw her at breakfast the next day and she said hi to me which was another day of fighting. I can think of more "what the fuck?" shit I saw and experienced there than good things.

How was the blowjob?

The process of flying somewhere and back makes me just want to stay home

 

[Total Tranny Death]

Traveling is for women to take selfies and pictures of food and nothing more

I work remotely and I live in a sweet ass place that has everything I need. I understand day trips and shit like that, but unless I'm visiting family, getting on a plane and booking hotels and going to a foreign place where you area total stranger to everybody and will get ripped off everywhere and be around a bunch of other clueless tourists overpaying for everything is fucking gay.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How was the blowjob?

The process of flying somewhere and back makes me just want to stay home

I had to go chase my girlfriend down so she didn't get her fucking organs harvested. She was ginger so they probably thought she was magical and they need to eat parts of her to cure ailments.

Then we just went back to the room and I watched Along Came Polly while she yelled at me for something I didn't do.

 

[BUBBLER]

I had to go chase my girlfriend down so she didn't get her fucking organs harvested. She was ginger so they probably thought she was magical and they need to eat parts of her to cure ailments.

Then we just went back to the room and I watched Along Came Polly while she yelled at me for something I didn't do.

You should have let her get organ harvested/raped by a pack of niggers and fucked the chubby raw

 

[Total Tranny Death]

WWAWD staycations? They're PFG

This. If you have a few days off, find a nice and reasonably priced hotel nearby that is walking distance from good restaurants/bars/other shit you like. If you're single get some hookers. If you live in a shithole, move

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

It was after a day of excursions. We were back at the resort getting drunk with a group of Canadians who basically made us drink with them because the girls wanted to take pictures of my hair (?). There was two couples from Vancouver and then this chubby broad from Hamilton. I had been waiting for drinks with the Hamilton broad earlier and we kind of flirted a bit because I just stayed drunk the whole time I was there. Then I think she was just drunk and had a lapse of judgement or she forgot my gf was with me but she point blank said "I wanna suck Abe's dick" to one of the other chicks and they giggled and my gf started bawling and stormed off. And when she said it, she like got the other girl's attention and said it like she was saying it to her but looked straight at me when she said it.

FINISH THE FUCKING STORY! did you get blown or not, I need to know!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

FINISH THE FUCKING STORY! did you get blown or not, I need to know!

No. Not by the chubby Hamilton girl. I got blown by my stupid girlfriend plenty though. I also fucked her in the ocean and filled her all fulla salt and sand.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Traveling is for women to take selfies and pictures of food and nothing more

And they’re the ones first to cry how everything is so expensive / they can’t save money / etc