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[Libby Son Of Loin]

Those look microwaved, gross

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Those look microwaved, gross

Just like eggs, microwave pizza rolls are the best, child.

 

[Harry Powell]

mew is announcing her pregnancy incase you autist fucks didnt notice. omedetou mew

anyway heres a piece of advice from fellow white supremist sam hyde on redpilling your parents, dont do it mew

I thought she was too old. No way anyone who was a Howard fan in the late 90s is younger than 37.

@RobertMewler is this true? Congratulations!

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I thought she was too old. No way anyone who was a Howard fan in the late 90s is younger than 37.

@RobertMewler is this true? Congratulations!

yeah mang unless she wants to raise another chris chan

 

[captain_kamala]

if mews is pregnant i'll be so happy i'm all about natural pregnancy and childbirth and breastfeeding that's one thing i can agree with her on the trad wife stuff

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Just like eggs, microwave pizza rolls are the best, child.

Pat really would use his fridge top microwave to blow up mushy pizza rolls instead of sticking them under the broiler for 10 minutes cause he's too fat to wait

 

[guest]

if mews is pregnant i'll be so happy i'm all about natural pregnancy and childbirth and breastfeeding that's one thing i can agree with her on the trad wife stuff

Hopefully she pumps out better milk than Mama Raven's battery acid.

 

[wbgreen]

Man, these cutbacks in the news media are hitting everywhere.

 

[guest]

Congratulation on your baby, is the father a water buffalo or an elephant?

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Congratulation on your baby, is the father a water buffalo or an elephant?

 

[Ace Orenstein]

Action is picking up on the homestead which means I'll have less time to track Piggy's stats (starting today). Just wanted you to know in case you were wondering what happened with this dumb bit. :)

 

[Ace Orenstein]

I thought Asians were supposed to work hard

She’s fat so it cancels that out

 

[guest]

I accept your surrender

Sometimes even you shatter my ribs, the street-shitter rib shatter lol.

 

[RobertMewler]

Congratulation on your baby, is the father a water buffalo or an elephant?

A water buffaler.

 

[RobertMewler]

are you letting the hate get to you?

Fuck nos - we spent part of the morning dealing with a lovely beaurocrat about our building permit and then took a lovely drive in the country. Real world stuff. :)

 

[guest]

Fuck nos - we spent part of the morning dealing with a lovely beaurocrat about our building permit and then took a lovely drive in the country. Real world stuff. :)

It's bureaucrat not beaurocrat lol.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Fuck nos - we spent part of the morning dealing with a lovely beaurocrat about our building permit and then took a lovely drive in the country. Real world stuff. :)

Good to know you do your best to make sure your projects are up to local code

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

It's bureaucrat not beaurocrat lol.

Oh snap, when Boomia is correcting spelling, you know you dun goofed

 

[RobertMewler]

Good to know you do your best to make sure your projects are up to local code

We aren't Tomlinsons, child.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Havent clicked on a Mewler Report since 2020 to be honest witcha