🎥 The Lolcow That Can't Stop Losing In Court - The Patrick Tomlinson Saga (Part 7)

[stealthygeek]

When asked about it by Josiah or some podcast podcast host Pat said something like his lawyers didn't like it but they know they can't control him and Pat had told his lawyers "these aren't 'trolls' and they don't get to control the narrative" blah blah blah.

Way to listen to your legal counsel, stupid.

I think he said his family, not lawyers, knew they couldn't tell him what to do and let out a lil chuckle like he's had that conversation a thousand times already. It's too late and I'm too lazy to dive into Josiah transcripts right now but I'd put money on it.

 

[guest]

I think he said his family, not lawyers, knew they couldn't tell him what to do and let out a lil chuckle like he's had that conversation a thousand times already. It's too late and I'm too lazy to dive into Josiah transcripts right now but I'd put money on it.

I'm pretty sure it's lawyers, I just relistened to them... Gentlemen's bet, I'll see if I can find it.

 

[stealthygeek]

I'm pretty sure it's lawyers, I just relistened to them... Gentlemen's bet, I'll see if I can find it.

You've got me doubting myself now. Don't bother looking it up, brotherman-- I concede. Either way Rick is an untamed retard.

 

[guest]

I think he said his family, not lawyers, knew they couldn't tell him what to do and let out a lil chuckle like he's had that conversation a thousand times already. It's too late and I'm too lazy to dive into Josiah transcripts right now but I'd put money on it.

I'm pretty sure it's lawyers, I just relistened to them... Gentlemen's bet, I'll see if I can find it.

We're both right, from the Josiah Tapes 2 transcript:

J: They tell you. Okay. So what do your friends, family, lawyers, anybody who you talk to about this situation. What do they think of your approach to dealing with these people? Do they think that you should ignore them? Are they in favor of your proactive approach.

[32:00]
Well, my friends and family for the most part know that they're not going to control me in any way. ANYWAY.
They have seen over the years, literally years now that this is not the usual group of trolls, and that the normal advice of don't feed the trolls does not work here. Everybody, myself included would love it if I didn't have to spend as much time on this as I do. I would love to just get back to writing books full time, instead of also having to defend my reputation at least for an hour a day, every day.

I mean, that's time being stolen from my workouts. But my wife and my immediately family, and her immediate family recognise the need for it. This group, you can't ignore, because they'll just run wild.

[33:00]

And my approach has gotten results. The pinnacle of their power was the subreddit. They had 30,000 subscribers. They had tons and tons of engagement. They were the most feared and hated subreddit on the entire website. Actually voted twice to be the most hated subreddit, which they kept as a point of pride. That was taken away from them because of my proactive efforts. That's why they're still so utterly clinically obsessed with trying to hurt me, because I hurt them when no one else had.

[34:00]
J: So, there isn't anybody sort of pushing back against your proactive approach, especially your lawyers. They aren't telling you to just leave it alone.

P: My lawyers would like me to stop engaging and break off, but we've had conversations where I'm like "Listen, this isn't like anything you've dealt with before". The approach to dealing with it is going to have to be different. So, they understand that. I wouldn't say they're 100% happy with it, but y'know, you have to be able to adapt.

J: That makes sense

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Putting up the numbers on a brand new YouTube channel without a British accent?

 

[Sue Lightning]

I am not sure there has ever been a bigger loser than Patrick S Tomlinson. Like I was thinking earlier today about MC Hammer and how he went from multi-millionaire to working at a call center and how humiliating that must be, and he still is not as big of a loser as Patrick Tomlinson, since he has an actual job.

He made Baby Got Back, a timeless song that shaped societies idea of what was desirable.

Patrick threatened to kill a newborn

 

[Sue Lightning]

I wouldn't say they're 100% happy with it, but y'know, you have to be able to adapt.

Fucking lol. The only thing the lawyer needs to adapt to here is how big of a fucking idiot he’s representing and how hard he’s gonna make the case. He phrases is like they’re not happy because its a minor inconvenience or simply annoys them. No Pat, you are literally making them unable to do their jobs correctly and fucking yourself balls first.

What a complete nutjob

 

[guest]

Fucking lol. The only thing the lawyer needs to adapt to here is how big of a fucking idiot he’s representing and how hard he’s gonna make the case. He phrases is like they’re not happy because its a minor inconvenience or simply annoys them. No Pat, you are literally making them unable to do their jobs correctly and fucking yourself balls first.

What a complete nutjob

Guess you could say Pat is...

Pigheaded.

YEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH

 

[guest]

We're both right, from the Josiah Tapes 2 transcript:

J: They tell you. Okay. So what do your friends, family, lawyers, anybody who you talk to about this situation. What do they think of your approach to dealing with these people? Do they think that you should ignore them? Are they in favor of your proactive approach.

[32:00]
Well, my friends and family for the most part know that they're not going to control me in any way. ANYWAY.
They have seen over the years, literally years now that this is not the usual group of trolls, and that the normal advice of don't feed the trolls does not work here. Everybody, myself included would love it if I didn't have to spend as much time on this as I do. I would love to just get back to writing books full time, instead of also having to defend my reputation at least for an hour a day, every day.

I mean, that's time being stolen from my workouts. But my wife and my immediately family, and her immediate family recognise the need for it. This group, you can't ignore, because they'll just run wild.

[33:00]

And my approach has gotten results. The pinnacle of their power was the subreddit. They had 30,000 subscribers. They had tons and tons of engagement. They were the most feared and hated subreddit on the entire website. Actually voted twice to be the most hated subreddit, which they kept as a point of pride. That was taken away from them because of my proactive efforts. That's why they're still so utterly clinically obsessed with trying to hurt me, because I hurt them when no one else had.

[34:00]
J: So, there isn't anybody sort of pushing back against your proactive approach, especially your lawyers. They aren't telling you to just leave it alone.

P: My lawyers would like me to stop engaging and break off, but we've had conversations where I'm like "Listen, this isn't like anything you've dealt with before". The approach to dealing with it is going to have to be different. So, they understand that. I wouldn't say they're 100% happy with it, but y'know, you have to be able to adapt.

J: That makes sense

Pigman always knows best

 

[PorqueDealer]

He made Baby Got Back, a timeless song that shaped societies idea of what was desirable.

Patrick threatened to kill a newborn

Look at this Zoomer not knowing his early 90's Hiphop
Baby Got Back was by Sir Mix-a-lot and covered in 2023 by Dan Mullen.

 

[Kurt_Love]

Porsalin now announcing he's breaking his phantom doc up into 5 parts. Quasi lawsuit and apostlegate are parts 4 and 5. So brace for those in mid 2029

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

That's exactly what happened. Don't know if Nadolski is still lurking around here but my recollection is that Patrick was able to get an aggressive court date and Nadolski had maybe a day's notice to appear.

Except dumb Pat made no effort to serve Andrew before the hearing. He was only served in the courthouse the morning of because he made the effort to show up and just deal with it instead of drag it out. If he hadn't shown it would have just been continued to a later date where Pat still wouldn't have prepared like a fat boob.

 

[Petworth dude]

I mean, that's time being stolen from my workouts.

Rick will use any excuse to continue being a fatass.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I forgot he said his tweeting all day to “correct the record” was taking time away from his workouts. So we’re the reason he got so fat yet also hasn’t gained a pound in 20 years.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

We're both right, from the Josiah Tapes 2 transcript:

J: They tell you. Okay. So what do your friends, family, lawyers, anybody who you talk to about this situation. What do they think of your approach to dealing with these people? Do they think that you should ignore them? Are they in favor of your proactive approach.

[32:00]
Well, my friends and family for the most part know that they're not going to control me in any way. ANYWAY.
They have seen over the years, literally years now that this is not the usual group of trolls, and that the normal advice of don't feed the trolls does not work here. Everybody, myself included would love it if I didn't have to spend as much time on this as I do. I would love to just get back to writing books full time, instead of also having to defend my reputation at least for an hour a day, every day.

I mean, that's time being stolen from my workouts. But my wife and my immediately family, and her immediate family recognise the need for it. This group, you can't ignore, because they'll just run wild.

[33:00]

And my approach has gotten results. The pinnacle of their power was the subreddit. They had 30,000 subscribers. They had tons and tons of engagement. They were the most feared and hated subreddit on the entire website. Actually voted twice to be the most hated subreddit, which they kept as a point of pride. That was taken away from them because of my proactive efforts. That's why they're still so utterly clinically obsessed with trying to hurt me, because I hurt them when no one else had.

[34:00]
J: So, there isn't anybody sort of pushing back against your proactive approach, especially your lawyers. They aren't telling you to just leave it alone.

P: My lawyers would like me to stop engaging and break off, but we've had conversations where I'm like "Listen, this isn't like anything you've dealt with before". The approach to dealing with it is going to have to be different. So, they understand that. I wouldn't say they're 100% happy with it, but y'know, you have to be able to adapt.

J: That makes sense

Straight from the pigs mouth. He is fat because of that me we "stole from his workouts". Also his lawyers weren't 100 percent happy but I guarantee they felt good knowing Pat just handed them a get out of jail free card for losing his case. He refused their advice so if that hurt the case it's on piggletits

 

[Daddy Warbucks]

Porsalin now announcing he's breaking his phantom doc up into 5 parts. Quasi lawsuit and apostlegate are parts 4 and 5. So brace for those in mid 2029

What inspired him to do that?

 

[DominusOdium]

P: My lawyers would like me to stop engaging and break off, but we've had conversations where I'm like "Listen, this isn't like anything you've dealt with before". The approach to dealing with it is going to have to be different. So, they understand that. I wouldn't say they're 100% happy with it, but y'know, you have to be able to adapt.

J: That makes sense

This is what has made his life like this. This right here. The cops tell him to stop and disengage. He doesn't. He's smarter than the cops and they've never even heard of Reddit. His lawyers say to stop engaging and contacting people. He doesn't. He's smarter than some LAWYER who went to LAW SCHOOL about the LAW. Every. Single. Person. with three braincells has said dude, change your phone number and lock down your social media and stop engaging. For 5 years he's been told that, including by several people here. In that same time he saw Logan Lynn do just that and it died in a week. No more photoshops. No more memes. No more tweets. Just left him to his degenerate lifestyle.

No no no. You don't understand, child. I am Patrick "007" Tomlinson and the OnA subreddit is the most feared and hated group on the internet! They are SPECTRE and I am the only agent who can take them down.

Remember he sought out lawyers SPECIFICALLY geared towards cyberstalking, etc. and had the balls to tell them that him getting called fat and having photoshopped memes made of him by radio fans was worse than the real victims of revenge porn or ACTUAL STALKING or worse they consult on on a daily basis, mostly from children and helpless broads... Well his case isn't anything like what you've dealt with, maaaaan.

Nevermind that all these people with far more knowledge of the law, crime and common sense weren't telling him that to make him do what they say maaaaaaaan, they were giving him prudent advice and trying to be helpful. The lawyers especially.

They're not giving you an opinion based on their feelings about it or their ignorance of just how bad r/Scorch is. They're telling you as professionals who know you are hurting yourself, your case, your legal standing and any semblance of being seen as the victim in all this if you do what you're doing. "They're not 100% happy with it". They don't have any happy or unhappy about it, stupid. They're giving you the professional service you paid SFWA money for and you're annoying them by ignoring them and making their job harder. Nice defiance and rebellion, Fat. It sure helped.

 

[DominusOdium]

Straight from the pigs mouth. He is fat because of that me we "stole from his workouts". Also his lawyers weren't 100 percent happy but I guarantee they felt good knowing Pat just handed them a get out of jail free card for losing his case. He refused their advice so if that hurt the case it's on piggletits

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

 

[Kurt_Love]

What inspired him to do that?

Jealous of the attention the John Duzz AI voice is attracting.