The Lizard King offers a truce to combat a mutual enemy. spaceedge

[NoBacon]

Will the fat man let bygones be bygones?

 

[NoBacon]

He will not. Fat man continues to be rude

Found on /dancingwiththestars

 

[kingship75]

I love this bit.

 

[NoBacon]

I love this bit.

You have been instructed to cease contacting this phone number. Continuing to do so constitutes felony telephone harassment. Do not contact this number again.

 

[Chive Turkey]

The Lizard King offers his claw in friendship and Patrick slaps it away.

And this Pig had the nerve to criticize Trump's diplomacy.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

The Lizard King offers his claw in friendship and Patrick slaps it away.

And this Pig had the nerve to criticize Trump's diplomacy.

Lizard or not, kings are busy guys and if one is taking the time to talk to you personally, you shouldn't be a Rude Randy about it. I am fucking ashamed of Pat

 

[NoBacon]

The Lizard King offers his claw in friendship and Patrick slaps it away.

And this Pig had the nerve to criticize Trump's diplomacy.

the enemy of my enemy is not my friend after all.

I don’t think the lizard king will keep being this cordial

 

[guest]

You have been instructed to cease contacting this phone number. Continuing to do so constitutes felony telephone harassment. Do not contact this number again.

You have been instructed to cease contacting this phone number. Continuing to do so constitutes felony telephone harassment and will result in me stress eating a felonious amount of gravy.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Long Live The Lizard King

 

[ChildlessHambino]

Man of Pig, come take a look at my wares

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I love this bit.

I was in the middle with the first one, but now I realise it's actually PFG

 

[guest]

And I for one welcome our new lizard overlord.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[guest]

Doesn't that fat faggot like Futurama?

Our lizard king is a thousand times more powerful than the hypnotoad.

 

[NoBacon]

I was in the middle with the first one, but now I realise it's actually PFG

I just enjoy that he’s spending his time every day instructing a fictional lizard man to cease telephone harassment of him. He is autistically unable to ignore it.

 

[Cuphead]

How much of a stuck up can't do you have to be to not even find this slightly funny?

 

[guest]

I just enjoy that he’s spending his time every day instructing a fictional lizard man to cease telephone harassment of him. He is autistically unable to ignore it.

FICTIONAL lizard man???

BLASPHEMOUS!!!

 

[FurBurger]

I just enjoy that he’s spending his time every day instructing a fictional lizard man to cease telephone harassment of him. He is autistically unable to ignore it.

Why isn't he in the Nut Hutch?

I don't mean that vindictively, but this dummy's given his phone number to the Lizard King, and is now arguing back and forth.

It feels like what should happen in any reasonable society is presenting that last sentence to a judge should get him his own room in a special building, with padded walls and a special jacket that helps him scratch his shoulder blades.

On that note, I recently visited a friend doing it tough in the hospital and told her that she was on a "grippy sock vacay" and she laughed; thanks for the phrase @captain_kamala.

 

[captain_kamala]

Why isn't he in the Nut Hutch?

I don't mean that vindictively, but this dummy's given his phone number to the Lizard King, and is now arguing back and forth.

It feels like what should happen in any reasonable society is presenting that last sentence to a judge should get him his own room in a special building, with padded walls and a special jacket that helps him scratch his shoulder blades.

On that note, I recently visited a friend doing it tough in the hospital and told her that she was on a "grippy sock vacay" and she laughed; thanks for the phrase @captain_kamala.

if i was communicating with lizard people, they would send the crisis team.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I still don't get it