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The Lizard King extends an olive branch to Patrick in a time of need.
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If't be true thou art not a pig then wherefore doth thee oink so muchely?
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he’s just a pig who can’t stop oinking.
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Skyribs
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also if he replied in the same spirit, I’d actually start to like him a little bit, it would actually be funny, but stubborn old Patrick has to win in his own mind at all costs, and he must demand the lizard monster does as he is told
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He's building another rock solid case against his atalkers.
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I have a feeling the Lizard King's edicts will not be thwarted by his obstinacy.
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If he had any sense of humor at all, he would've been out of this years and tens of thousands of dollars ago. Several people have eaten shit around here, laugh it off or engage it in a humorous way and it goes away. Or just even ignoring it works, see the Poo Pusher Logan Lynn for instance.
Does Pat ever wonder why Logan got a ton of mainstream attention like People Magazine and starting the dot buttfucking domain name or whatever and yet his tenure in the barrel was relatively short? He's such a higher value target. Because he left it alone and didn't engage directly past a certain point. And he didn't spend all his ketamine money on the worst idea ever, trying to sue internet trolls for defamation.
Does Pat ever wonder why Logan got a ton of mainstream attention like People Magazine and starting the dot buttfucking domain name or whatever and yet his tenure in the barrel was relatively short? He's such a higher value target. Because he left it alone and didn't engage directly past a certain point. And he didn't spend all his ketamine money on the worst idea ever, trying to sue internet trolls for defamation.
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the lizard king will be back.
It’s honestly insane though, if he played with it a bit he might even come across as likeable for once, but he has to be a joyless cunt as normal and be a dickhead to a lizard man, even if it makes him look a total retard, because he has to win
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His Highness should rebuke the Man of Pork for enslaving his fellow kinsman Nibbler.
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Fear not, hefty one got me good
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Nikki: Pat! Who is it this time? It’s Saturday and you promised we could do something fun for once!
Pig: Hold on, I must tell the lizard king to cease all communications, I’ll be ready soon honey.
Nikki: JUST IGNORE THEM! FOR ONE DAY IGNORE THEM! I’M SUFFOCATING HERE!
Pig: I CAN’T LET THE LIZARD KING GET THE LAST WORD! I’M SORRY YOU’RE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND WHY!
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I had not considered the lizard king to be an Argonian. Rick couldn’t handle the perils of Black Marsh. Only the perils of black farts.
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Anyone remember Lizard King Rumsfeld from the sub?