The Lit Crit Feud Of The Decade: My Hair vs. Bam's Hair

[Riccardo Bosi]

For the uninitiated: I posted a pic of my hair in a DM thread, and Bam was conspicuous by her absence for 20 pages. Little cunt wouldn't even look at me. When confronted, out of sheer jealousy of the whiter race, she called my luscious locks "gay".


For reference, this is approximately how I look (but much younger - haven't gained a grey hair since high school, stlaker)

and this is what Bam looks like

Anyone caught voting incorrectly will DEFINITELY NOT BE KILLED AND MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SUICIDE. That's a nylon rope I'm not prepared to make a hangman's knot out of.

 

[Meownaw]

You listed yourself twice. HEY OH!!

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

We voted Bam because you voted down our resolution to reassign the meaning of this gif. To clarify, OP, along with everyone who voted against us, loves kiwis because they promote fucking young boys

 

[MasterPosHonor]

Nice Chilean man hair, stupid

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

A man fishing for compliments on his hair is kinda gay.

 

[Turk February]

Your hair hasn't had to deal with the structural patriarchal and racist post-colonial struggles that @captain_kamala s hair has had to. Her her is courageous

 

[Sputnik]

You both look like nigger garbage to me.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

Both smell like cocoa butter but for different reason

Do they?

 

[Ugly Geisha]

These are posts people give a fuck about? Wow, this message board is gonna be fish in a barrel. The only time I care about your hair is when it's tickling my nutsack while you're giving me a blow job.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

These are posts people give a fuck about? Wow, this message board is gonna be fish in a barrel. The only time I care about your hair is when it's tickling my nutsack while you're giving me a blow job.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

















Fuckin' faggot thinks he's edgy...

 

[Ugly Geisha]

Response

You cared enough to respond at 1 am, so that's on you, pumpkin.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

You cared enough to respond at 1 am, so that's on you, pumpkin.

Couldn't find a real flat face to be your avatar, huh?

 

[Ugly Geisha]

Couldn't find a real flat face to be your avatar, huh?

As someone who chose their name as ugly Geisha and pick the ugliest Geisha they could find, that HURTS.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

As someone who chose their name as ugly Geisha and pick the ugliest Geisha they could find, that HURTS.

You mean like how I just did in 2 seconds with Google?

 

[Ugly Geisha]

You mean like how I just did in 2 seconds with Google?

You worked harder than me.

Here's your cookie

 

[HomeRunCumia]

You worked harder than me.

Here's your cookie

Here's your dick, suck it like the good dick suckin' artist that you are.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

These are posts people give a fuck about? Wow, this message board is gonna be fish in a barrel. The only time I care about your hair is when it's tickling my nutsack while you're giving me a blow job.

I'm sorry, who are you?

You both look like nigger garbage to me.

But I'm high nigger garbage. Right?

A man fishing for compliments on his hair is kinda gay.

Yes.

We voted Bam because you voted down our resolution to reassign the meaning of this gif. To clarify, OP, along with everyone who voted against us, loves kiwis because they promote fucking young boys

What? I didn't vote for anything and I hate KiwiFags. Fuck are you talking about?

 

[Ugly Geisha]

I'm sorry, who are you?


But I'm high nigger garbage. Right?


Yes.


What? I didn't vote for anything and I hate KiwiFags. Fuck are you talking about?

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION

Actually, I don't think Joe knows what a geisha is.