The last 10 years have sucked ass.

[fenrir]

I'm still holding out that there will be a Elder Scrolls VI leak will happen

Elder Scrolls VI will never happen...

...and if it does, it'll suck.

 

[guest]

New Years Eve 2012 I was on a king sized bed with a smoking blond and even hotter brunette.

Were ya?

. Did not spend a dime on either

Didn’t ya?

 

[Jenna]

yeah- you got older

your 40's are supposed to suck.....

the good news is that you will organically adopt one of those "I don't give a fuck" attitudes because you been through so much FAWKIN shit by the time your 44 that you're invincible.

it's a tough journey but you're better off in the end


btw- 10 days after I make this post, I'll probably hang myself

You need to go all-in with Gattoposting.

I'm pretty sure Q posts here, he's a fat lonely O&A fan after all.

 

[guest]

With all due respect, stop acting like a faggot. Who cares what happened back then? Learn a trade a move on with your life.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

well that’s the bloody thing of it because it’s like, you want to embrace your Jungian archetype and tame the dragon but you haven’t even washed your penis yet. Clean your bloody room, Torquie

Love, Dad

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

"Hard times create hard men. Hard men create hard cocks." - Joe Hogan

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

"Hard times create hard men. Hard men create hard cocks." - Joe Hogan

Hard cocks create prolapsed anuses . Prolapsed anuses create hard times

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Hard cocks create prolapsed anuses . Prolapsed anuses create hard times

And if that cycle were true, niggers would be better off than whites by now. It's total zog bullshit.

 

[guest]

Ya talk about hard times, daddeh?

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[satanssockpuppet]

Since 2012, almost everyone I loved and/or cared about has died. Four of them died in a five month stretch of 2018 alone. At this point, I'm just happy to get through each day without dropping dead myself. It can all turn on a dime, at any second, and there's nothing you or anyone else can do about it. So I just try to find my pleasures where I can and avoid getting all whiny and pissy-eyed about it.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Surely a maudlin display of self-pity posted on a forum dedicated to oftentimes brutal mockery is the cure for your malaise. I might be serious, it's hard to tell. Agreed the world feels more gay and retarded than it used to be.

 

[guest]

Surely a maudlin display of self-pity posted on a forum dedicated to oftentimes brutal mockery is the cure for your malaise. I might be serious, it's hard to tell. Agreed the world feels more gay and retarded than it used to be.

Actually when I was depressed about turning 30, someone on the old forum told me to kill myself so I wouldnt have to turn 30, and that genuinely made me laugh and get over it.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Ya talk about hard times, daddeh?

shit like this makes me wish that i liked wrestling

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Actually when I was depressed about turning 30, someone on the old forum told me to kill myself so I wouldnt have to turn 30, and that genuinely made me laugh and get over it.

I was kinda like that, then I remembered this episode of Full House where Danny Tanner is turning 30, and the way he says "...Thirty." with a drawn out faggoty pause like that made me realize how gay it is to care about that stuff. This too shall pass. KKTITN

 

[Monk]

 

[johnnynoname]

I'm pretty sure Q posts here

more likely to post here than to lurk r/impracticaljokers....that place is a legit moutherbreather fest...yech

 

[johnnynoname]

it'll suck

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKYOUI ONOAD DOMNDHIAHDHDAHAHDHD


....I couldn't even hold my composure towards the end

and earnestly- it's the only thing that is keeping me alive.....

I'm a normie when it comes to all things TES so spare me all that shit about Oblivion, and morrowwood

 

[guest]

Actually when I was depressed about turning 30, someone on the old forum told me to kill myself so I wouldnt have to turn 30, and that genuinely made me laugh and get over it.

I like you bro but this is woman shit. Boo hoo I’m turning 30. So fucking what, are you worried about menopause or something?

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[Stent]

*hangs up*

 

[FranksWirecutters]

2012... every decision I've made since then has been wrong.

10 years. 10 ffffawkin years.

I met a few beautiful people... but they would have all been better off without me if we're being honest.

I need to undo it all. I need to go back to the way I used to be. I was one of the most sober and empathetic people in the country.

Few days and a few opinions. One thing is learn a trade. Messicans we're letting in don't have them and we're letting a bunch in. Electrician isn't that hard tbh... don't touch shit that will kill you.

I just took a month off to do nothing between jobs and fucked with a bunch of companies that wanted me. I ended up signing with a company paying me 5k less than the last place at a 150k a year and I have shit for education. 5k when I make 150 is nothing. This isn't bragging. We destroyed the trades and companies are desperate. If you can remember that brown is 24v and blue is 0v you can make a living

Learn plcs nobody understands the magical box that runs their food plants. I can hook you up if you want


Also I'm gay and whatever




Edit. I'm a functioning alcoholic but I can make it through a shift