The Idiots Have Won

[fricklefrackle]

“Wha-? F.B.I.?!”

“I lied to you, Doctor Avon,” I confessed. “I didn’t study engineering, I studied psychology. And my name isn’t Sarita Johansson. It’s Sarita Shantay.”

"Omphalos Psychosis" by Eric Hildeman

Genre: Sci-Fi

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[FranksWirecutters]

We really don't forget just because he deactivates for a couple of days. I know I'm waiting for a Seth (consent not required) Simons comeback.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I wish he'd quoted another general:

"Where the fuck did that car come from"~George Patton

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

no wonder he hates black people, this is who he was disqualified against
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he got cucked by Xerxes emissary

 

[Sputnik]

Ya gonna be a shmarmy faggot on ya podcast dude, then spacedge is gonna get mad and bada zoom hes doxing ya guests dude. Cant even stay online man, fuckin OnA man, theyre RUTHLESS, those FUCKERS man.

 

[The Fuchitive]

Ya gonna be a shmarmy faggot on ya podcast dude, then spacedge is gonna get mad and bada zoom hes doxing ya guests dude. Cant even stay online man, fuckin OnA man, theyre RUTHLESS, those FUCKERS man.

You know what duuuuude. Ya got your sci-fi podcast, you got your guests, then BOOM! Panera Bread employees gotta fuck it all up!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

 

[The Fuchitive]

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Surely the Space age would have begun with the Russians, or at least that stupid space chimp. I guess the Iron age began with the discovery of Bronze too?

 

[guest]

I never hated him until this tweet.

He shouldve stayed dark. Wannabe NDT.

 

[The Fuchitive]

I never hated him until this tweet.

He shouldve stayed dark. Wannabe NDT.

He’s still liking tweets hours after posting this too.

Nice hiatus, dummy!

 

[captain_kamala]

he acts like me when i try to stop drinking

 

[The Fuchitive]

he acts like me when i try to stop drinking

How’s that going by the way

 

[captain_kamala]

How’s that going by the way

i had one beer yesterday zero today and i won't even get the chance to for the next week so i'm hoping to start strong and stretch it out longer. usually i'm working from home so i just get wasted because why not.

 

[The Fuchitive]

i had one beer yesterday zero today and i won't even get the chance to for the next week so i'm hoping to start strong and stretch it out longer. usually i'm working from home so i just get wasted because why not.

Keep up the good work