Lol reminds of Cupheads WWIII megathread posts. Eventually he will be right and this place will be the same time capsule for live reactions.
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
The hunt for brand new (2001) Joe copypasta is ON
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SERGEANT CARLISI REPORTING FOR DUTY. YESSSSS!
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Makes me want to VOMIT BIG CHUNKS is living rent free in my head. I suspect that's not really something people used to say but another retarded Joe-ism.
We need to delve deeper. The (foundry) archives are incomplete.
Did you honestly expect him to be savvy beforehand?
Wackbag's still active and goes back a long ways
Well, it was the early ‘00s and I figured Joseph, as the smartest Cumia in the land, would’ve at least tried to gain basic web literacy. I guess I gave the old cow too much credit. Shame on me, he has and always will be a retarded old faggot
When I was wee lad somehow a couple of my friends and I attended some real life gathering of people who we interacted with on a BBS. For the brothermen here who were born after 1990 and don't know what a BBS is, LOOK IT UP! People would call each other by their BBS "handles". Most of the women were big and fat from what I recall, and all of the males were skinny, bald/balding computer programmer types. In hindsight there was probably at least one paedophile there. Reading this put me right back into that awkward situation... something probably happened to me that I'm blocking out to be perfectly honest witcha
They threw a weird message board party:
Say what? Of course we all know the real reason forthrowing a message board party to begin with was to meet the user behind this name.
Brother Joe chimes in on page 2 to confirm they were there. It's not like stuff on the internet never goes away, right?
Quote by the teen slut herself. They gave her beer. Dicey dicey!
Can't believe I missed this
Missed what? Theres still more Joe gems to find.
Coming up to a quarter of a century that Joe's been embarrassing himself online. You have to admire his consistency if nothing else.
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Interesting look into the primitive thinking/naivete of people in 2001. I highly doubt that if 3 skyscrapers fell and disintegrated like that in 2024 that a huge percentage of people wouldn't immediately be calling BS on it.He did