The Hulkster accidentally tweeted a very heavy private message

[Uncle Floyd]

I can always count on the wifey to make sure my rectum is clean, brother.

Get her to clean the toilet, too, while she's down there.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Have you ever been in the bathroom while a woman takes a piss? They all seem to wrap their entire hand in toilet paper like ten times just to wipe their pussy.

I installed some chrome hose device next to our toilet. I've never used it apart from cleaning the bowl but apparently its "essential"

https://www.acehardware.com/departments/plumbing/toilets/toilets-and-bidets/4527610

Not this model but you get the idea.

 

[Stent]

Hulkamania running wild in the shitter. I bet he holds the toilet paper in front of him and tears off squares like they're tiny shirts.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

People say you should fold it, but I just crumple it up like a warrior.

That's who could have saved HH
"I got the TP brother!"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I also do the crumple technique when in need. The folding technique seems even more wasteful to me but heck what do I know.

I was in Greece for a uni program way back and they had bidets in the bathroom in our apartments. One kid turned it on and got blasted in the face and it knocked his glasses off and they broke.

As soon as I installed my bidet I turned the knob all the way and sprayed my bathroom wall/ceiling and my shirt. I don't know what the fuck I thought was going to happen.

 

[guest]

It's all about the flushable wet wipes too. One go with regular toilet paper to remove any dingle berries etc then a couple of wet wipes for good clean up. I get scented ones like a faggot because, hey, you never know.

Have been told by multiple plumbers that so-called flushable wipes will still clog up your pipes. Just hock a loogie on the terlet paper.