The Hulkster accidentally tweeted a very heavy private message

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

https://www.sportskeeda.com/wwe/new...-tweets-private-message-2-2-million-followers

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Godspeed, brother.

 

[Jizz]

if i was as rich as the hulkster i'd get me one of those toto toilets from japan that shoots hot water up your butthole and then blows hot air!

 

[guest]

You know with his diet he uses the best part of a roll after every dump

 

[Jesse Ventura]

You know with his diet he uses the best part of a roll after every dump

I know a dude who claims he uses well over half a roll per dump. I died laughing when he told me that. I said just get a bidet pal.

 

[guest]

I said just get a bidet pal.

Or eat some fibre

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I know a dude who claims he uses well over half a roll per dump. I died laughing when he told me that. I said just get a bidet pal.

Have you ever been in the bathroom while a woman takes a piss? They all seem to wrap their entire hand in toilet paper like ten times just to wipe their pussy.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

"I need to wipe I just dropped a twenty-four-inch python"

 

[Jesse Ventura]

Have you ever been in the bathroom while a woman takes a piss? They all seem to wrap their entire hand in toilet paper like ten times just to wipe their pussy.

I have lol. Luckily my current GF does not do this. But my buddy with the monster shits claims he does the hand wrap technique also

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have lol. Luckily my current GF does not do this. But my buddy with the monster shits claims he does the hand wrap technique also

I have a bidet now. But the hand wrap thing in general seems wasteful and I feel like my fingers would bust through the paper and get all shitty or something. When I have to go straight toilet paper I just take like five squares, crumple it up and wipe my ass with it and repeat as necessary. People say you should fold it, but I just crumple it up like a warrior.

 

[guest]

I have a bidet now. But the hand wrap thing in general seems wasteful and I feel like my fingers would bust through the paper and get all shitty or something. When I have to go straight toilet paper I just take like five squares, crumple it up and wipe my ass with it and repeat as necessary. People say you should fold it, but I just crumple it up like a warrior.

It's all about the flushable wet wipes too. One go with regular toilet paper to remove any dingle berries etc then a couple of wet wipes for good clean up. I get scented ones like a faggot because, hey, you never know.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I have a bidet now. But the hand wrap thing in general seems wasteful and I feel like my fingers would bust through the paper and get all shitty or something. When I have to go straight toilet paper I just take like five squares, crumple it up and wipe my ass with it and repeat as necessary. People say you should fold it, but I just crumple it up like a warrior.

Crumplers rise up!

 

[Jesse Ventura]

I have a bidet now. But the hand wrap thing in general seems wasteful and I feel like my fingers would bust through the paper and get all shitty or something. When I have to go straight toilet paper I just take like five squares, crumple it up and wipe my ass with it and repeat as necessary. People say you should fold it, but I just crumple it up like a warrior.

I also do the crumple technique when in need. The folding technique seems even more wasteful to me but heck what do I know.

I was in Greece for a uni program way back and they had bidets in the bathroom in our apartments. One kid turned it on and got blasted in the face and it knocked his glasses off and they broke.

 

[Turk February]

Career ending mishap

 

[wbgreen]

That's nothing, I heard one time the Hulkter used the n-word while having carnal relations with another man's wife! And she wasn't black, so that wasn't part of their love making.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

 

[guest]

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Hulk rules

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This sounds like a contrived publicity stunt.

 

[hikomow633]

if i was as rich as the hulkster i'd get me one of those toto toilets from japan that shoots hot water up your butthole and then blows hot air!

With the added option of having some trafficked gook girl underneath the bowl to lap up all of the waste. Fucking shit eater culture.

 

[HH Brother]

I can always count on the wifey to make sure my rectum is clean, brother.