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The hotel was swept with bomb sniffing dogs

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apparently we're the Central Patposting Agency
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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The only logical explanation is that the brothamen are either high ranking mafia members or CIA assets just waiting for our Manchurian Candidate code word to trigger us into committing the next mass shooting. Patrick, retards like "Interplanet Janet" are the only people who think you're a smart (& special) boy.

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Reminder that Rick also thought it was a logical leap to assume this place was being bank rolled by some right wing kingpin. One point toooo.
I remember his idiot followers even suggested we were being paid by Putin because they actually believe Pat is a serious threat to Russia.
 

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Why is it so hard to think its just fun to fuck with someone who has no self awareness and responds to everything as if it here 100% serious?
That’s what’s so funny about all this, as Norm said - were β€œpicking” on Patrick because it’s funny to see his responses. Lizard King, Chewbacca texts, evil Spock, boomia, pats toilet, pats fence, photoshops, pats gross hat, farts on traffic court, etc are just silly fun yet Pat who has zero sense of humor takes it as terrorism and we’re the worst criminals in the world. He doesn’t realize how stupid he sounds responding to every goofy thing like it’s a death threat. I’ve been told I’m going to prison for impersonating his toilet.
 

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You missed the biggest tell: the sign-off isn't "Yours in Christ".

The defence rests, your honor.

My daughter exists and I'm dodging her!

Little black Christmas carollers knocked on my door and sang: "Good tidings to you, please don't grind us up too."

"Daddy, what's a homophone?" The thing I use to respond to atalkers.

It's been 20 minutes since I had a drug or drink in my body.

Looshen up.
 

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You missed the biggest tell: the sign-off isn't "Yours in Christ".

The defence rests, your honor.


My daughter exists and I'm dodging her!

Little black Christmas carollers knocked on my door and sang: "Good tidings to you, please don't grind us up too."

"Daddy, what's a homophone?" The thing I use to respond to atalkers.

It's been 20 minutes since I had a drug or drink in my body.

Looshen up.
I ain't like the brothers. I eat da sushi! Looshen up folks.
 
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Lots of commas and eerily familiar sounding awkward wording. Hmm... πŸ·πŸ”
This is so him….β€œEvaded your screening measure” is something he conjures up from his LARPy worship of special ops/asymmetrical military tactical language. β€œExecution tool” is a term he’d use for a β€œcool” weapon in one of his dumb books that feature tranny Space Marines.
 
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Harry Powell

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The only logical explanation is that the brothamen are either high ranking mafia members or CIA assets just waiting for our Manchurian Candidate code word to trigger us into committing the next mass shooting. Patrick, retards like "Interplanet Janet" are the only people who think you're a smart (& special) boy.

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Reminder that Rick also thought it was a logical leap to assume this place was being bank rolled by some right wing kingpin. One point toooo.

This bitch is incredibly stupid.
 
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This bitch is incredibly stupid.

The only logical explanation is that the brothamen are either high ranking mafia members or CIA assets just waiting for our Manchurian Candidate code word to trigger us into committing the next mass shooting. Patrick, retards like "Interplanet Janet" are the only people who think you're a smart (& special) boy.

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Reminder that Rick also thought it was a logical leap to assume this place was being bank rolled by some right wing kingpin. One point toooo.
You don't I'm living in Ontario by choice do you? This bitch is on to me.
 

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Projection Pat Proof:
Rick's been having a pissing match with this guy filled with all brief messages until he gets called a child and drops FOUR double spacings so you know he's heated and seething.

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We're not white supremacists. We just call them niggers because that's what they are.
 
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I keep imagining a bunch of German shepherds on the end of a broomstick. Maybe I'm developing midlife schizophrenia.
 
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