The Hooligans soup of the day is shit in a bowl...I mean Southwest Pork. (This is the worst soup so far.)

[DominusOdium]

Holy shit. Usually I'm being a bit hyperbolic when making fun of their soup looking like blood tinged hobo cum... But this honestly looks like an alcoholic's last shit.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

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The other one looked like cat puke when they eat too much cat grass....
Where do I begin... The cheap crackers
.. The fucking sloppy rim of the bowl, not even fucking wiped....
A ridiculously cheap basket thing and paper to serve it on???
And a bowl full of diarrhea after a weekend of fast food and booze... That has fucking insects on it...

Way to go Hooligans! Never fail to push that rock bottom further down!
Not surprising though because of the sneaky staff and asshole customers you have. Serving a trough of slop like that to rubes like Fatrick and charging good money for it is a good gift I'll give ye that

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Soup from a packet is gourmet next to this.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Soup Of The Day: The Chef's Colonic

 

[TomFromNawlins]

No one can be ordering these soups to actually eat them, so I’m assuming that a Southwest Pork is code for butt sex with a Mexican, probably a trafficking victim. Sick fucks.
How many Boy Burgers ordered in the last month too? What a house of horrors.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Soup from a packet is gourmet next to this.

Gone our of date for a year or two, damp, slightly open mystery soup from China is gourmet to this.
It's like somone ate a horrible Guinness, food truck burrito, pizza from a public bin morning after shit, let it digest for 10 mins puked it back up and a load of black flies came to have a swim.

Wipe the fucking plate!!!!

 

[UnPRePared]

We know what color and number that is, Sibby, hehehehe knowwhatImean?

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

No one can be ordering these soups to actually eat them, so I’m assuming that a Southwest Pork is code for butt sex with a Mexican, probably a trafficking victim. Sick fucks.
How many Boy Burgers ordered in the last month too? What a house of horrors.

But Fatrick, after a gruelling 2 hr super intense free weight and HIIT workout, ''needs the protein'' so he can rely on the (illegal Mexican immigrant) 'chef' at Hooligans to serve up a healthy, balanced,nutritional and protein rich, low GI meal... - Cough-
Forget whey, casein or albumen based protein shakes. Forget high zinc and potassium, vitamin rich, ATP producing creatine in a proper anabolic shake. Loads of cold water with a small blast of himalayan or sea salt in it for proper hydration...

Oh no Fatrick knows best... Its a cheap, greasy, awful looking burrito. Made with cheapest catering grade ingredients. Full of fillers, artificial flavours, fat and sugar. Cheap fatty,old cuts of Trenbolone pumped beef...and to wash it down... Overpriced craft beer, probably a higher ABV means more empty calories.

That's how Rick gets his Adonis like body child.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet pats toilet looks like that every morning because he binge drinks everyday.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

That shit is more disgusting than any beheading video I've seen

Cartels make rival gangs eat Hooligans soup.

There are no videos because Liveleak won't even host that shit

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

We wouldn't eat that shit here in the southwest.

 

[guest]

That's what Pat's toilet looks like around 11am after he wakes up every morning

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

I bet pats toilet looks like that every morning because he binge drinks everyday.

I think Pat's toilet is on Twitter, should ask him!
All I know is that one time Fatrick dragged Nikki down to Hooligans for a thanksgiving(...because its cool for a married couple to spend that in a crappy bar and not go to family and friends) and she was so tense and making fists she got really messy drunk. And trust me friend...she scuttered all over the toilet like a a Dysentery ravaged epileptic having a seizure...that taint and scalded pucker left me in a right state.

Like I was Al Jolson or something...fucking Minstrel!
(little tidbit here...for decades the Lyons minstrels were mascots for Lyons tea and Golly Bars, were just vanilla ice cream on a stick, that's cheeky for ya! Used to have these on em... Sure even Noddy, a very popular children's book/TV show had Gollywogs as savage violent thieves)

My favourite is Noddy Makes A Mistake... Because its clearly him trusting a nigger...

Anyway... Nikkis arsehole is a fucking wreck any time she eats in Hooligans. Its safer to drink a puddle of water in fucking Calcutta.
Being Nikki's gusset isn't easy.

 

[guest]

why the fuck would you advertise this? The only thing you can hope to do with this cup of curry squirts is put it on the menu sight unseen and hope someone orders it and is too embarrassed to send it back

It goes well with our homemade hot sauce "Tomlinson's Hot Takes" as a topper.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

We wouldn't eat that shit here in the southwest.

Its only "southwest" because the threw in corn.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Jesus Christ on a cross what I left in the turlitt this morning looked more appetizing. Had more corn too.

Who the fuck is buying this shit?

 

[FurBurger]

Its only "southwest" because the threw in corn.

You mean "threw up corn"

I think some of them came out of a nostril.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Who the fuck is buying this shit?

I am going to lunch for a nice hearTy soup.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

How about a plate of diarrhea with undigested rice?

Carrot Puree Soup over Brown Rice

Still have those carrots. Decided to have soup seeing on how it is a rainy day out. Soup always makes me feel better on a rainy day. Been having trouble sleeping lately too....

www.justapinch.com

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

How about a plate of diarrhea with undigested rice?

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Carrot Puree Soup over Brown Rice

Still have those carrots. Decided to have soup seeing on how it is a rainy day out. Soup always makes me feel better on a rainy day. Been having trouble sleeping lately too....

www.justapinch.com

...Pureed carrot? WHY!?