The foreshadowing of the Lappening.

[guest]

What a telling picture. Nubile, fertile maiden Ade on the range. Narrow-shouldered, destined to be fat soon to be ex-husband standing there with his legs close together like a woman or a "man" with micro genitals. Preordained savior, man's man and high school jock who's piled on a few, standing in a manner to give his cartoonishly oversized genitalia breathing room. Ladies and gentlemen, PCJ on the left.

This picture is a tutorial in not getting cucked. If you're a half a fag weirdo like Fat. Don't invite superior males along to hang out with you and your wife. And if they later encourage her to sit on their lap in front of you, don't do nothing.

 

[Tony2Shirts_mybb]

hes such a fucking square. his clothing right off the walmart rack, his mannerisms straight from the castro

 

[Harry Powell]

You can tell he’s a sub-beta pussy just from his posture

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Jon is standing there thinking I wonder how many inches of me she will take after I push her sissy husband out of the way

 

[guest]

You can tell he’s a sub-beta pussy just from his posture

There's another picture from this same event and where he has his hands on his hips and has an awful skinny fat posture with zero muscle.

He's a fruit.

 

[Brooke Shields]

It must be easy to stand with your feet together when you don't have a cock

 

[guest]

You can tell he’s a sub-beta pussy just from his posture

Notice how he shifts his (already considerable) weight onto one leg. Very effeminate stance. Girls in heat stand like that. Men stand like Jon, weight balanced equally on two feet.

 

[CuntFucker]

Only in America could a fucktard like Patrick acquire enough firepower to take out dozens of people. The I.P.'s were handed over. Sleep soundly, with a gun near and one eye open...

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

PCJ actually was this fat faggot's best friend

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Look at her slim torso, the feline curve of her spine. The arms, finely toned, could have been the reference for Venus de Milo. You couldn't sculpt a more perfect body.

Pat, on the other hand, looks like the lumpy pile of scrap that the artist chiseled away. Shapeless, formless, devoid of beauty. Extraneous material useless in every sense of the word.

 

[RobertMewler]

There's another picture from this same event and where he has his hands on his hips and has an awful skinny fat posture with zero muscle.

He's a fruit.

 

[guest]

That photo of him holding the remote is perfect. Awkward pose. Awful haircut and clothes. Intently staring at the television. His wife sitting away from him wondering how she will ever escape him.

Every evening Ade came home to see him looking just like that. He was always home before her. He wouldn't even look at her to ask what was for dinner. It had to be meatloaf regardless.

 

[SensibleKeks]

You'd think considering how many shooting competitions Pat has won, he would be able to teach his ex-wife how to properly aim a gun. I guess it's hard when she's only been handling a pea shooter.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Nice pecks in that blue shirt, totally not flabby man tits

 

[Harry Powell]

PCJ actually was this fat faggot's best friend

PCJ disputed this and said he actually only knew him from some web forums

 

[RoTheHo69]

Only in America could a fucktard like Patrick acquire enough firepower to take out dozens of people. The I.P.'s were handed over. Sleep soundly, with a gun near and one eye open...

Should It be a space gun? I only want to lightly injure his breasts.