The food of Hooligans

[Meownaw]

The cheese isn't even melted on that hot dog. That looks vile.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Because I'm a faggot that can't edit I can only explain the tail of a deep fried mouse that I see in the top picture, just left of the dip. Holy fuck

 

[RoTheHo69]

Greasy pig slop for fat gross pigs. If milwaukee wasn't a shithole still riding it's 1920s highs down to the shitter and beneath, there would be somebody with the authority to condemn this trough for obese farm animals. Pat probably gets his water the same color as flint michigan's.

If China were to Hiroshima every failing city in the midwest we'd be much better off.
Edit: Actually make that every city.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

That salmon looks drier than Niki's cunt. Probably smells just as fishy too.

 

[fusciasomething]

I didn't know it was possible to make chicken wings look gross. Good or bad they usually at least look tasty.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He is going to read this and get hungry. Heck...he is probably already there and has eaten a couple times already.

What fails first, his heart or his liver?

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Don't forget that Hooligans serves the disturbingly-named Boy Burger, which sounds absolutely disgusting. Who wants a cold slice of American cheese, flavorless iceberg lettuce, and nasty ass thousand island dressing on their burger? The only people who would order something so disgusting are the pedophiles who order it as a code so they can obtain access to the rape dungeon located in Hooligans' basement.

Am I onto something here? I can say with 100% certainty that yes, I am.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Poverty slop

I'm using this whenever my wife insists on making dinner.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

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This is the most pathetic looking Salmon Ive ever seen. Its the equivalent of 40-grit sandpaper.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

What fails first, his heart or his liver?

his sense of fatherhood

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I'm from England and I would eat .... 50% of that at most.

 

[BudDickman]

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This is the most pathetic looking Salmon Ive ever seen. Its the equivalent of 40-grit sandpaper.

Absolutely disgusting. Did someone chew and spit out that piece of the right?

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

If you have an air fryer you can prepare better food at home. Just total slop.

 

[peckafacce]

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This is the most pathetic looking Salmon Ive ever seen. Its the equivalent of 40-grit sandpaper.

It looks it was run over by fats motorcycle. Pathetic.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That salmon looks like microwaved leftovers.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Hold on, Tomlinson order almost done

 

[MonsterSteve]

How do not become a fat tub of shit eating that?

Here's the thing. You do.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

What fails first, his heart or his liver?

His writing career, his stint as a comedian, his attempt at being a husband (x2), his attempt at fatherhood, his ability to maintain his blue checkmark on Twitter, his attempts at being a pundit, his attempts at being well known or famous for anything, his attempt to successfully unmask and sue 60 John Does, THEN his liver, THEN his heart.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I love knowing that Pat is at Hooligans hating on Aaron Rogers. Aaron probably made more fans in Wisconsin than lost after this. Pat want Aaron Rogers fired and in prison.

 

[guest]

Had a nice Sunday dinner tonight. The wife roasted a chicken. Roast carrots and parsnips, mashed potatoes, sautéed spinach, lovely gravy. The kids enjoyed it too. I chuckled later, thinking of Fat eating this shit while Annabelle will doubtless enjoy a wholesome family supper like my own. Hi Pig. Your life sucks! $124,000.