The first thing I did when part 1 of Josiahgate dropped

[Harry Powell]

It’s why so many people avoid him, he’s just an unlikeable cunt with zero redeeming qualities. Even when he was with his writer “friends” he would make sure to put every male down to make himself look better due to his extreme insecurities. I’d feel bad but he’s a 41 year old man that has zero desire to better himself and not behave like an asshole because he believes he’s the most perfect person ever. Also shows his “wife” is just a roommate because she doesn’t care about him and how awful he behaves. She just knows to stay out his way so her mom can continue to fund their lifestyle.

He has never shown any humility or desire to change. It’s impossible to sympathize with him.

 

[FurBurger]

Apparently all it takes to fool our special boy https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groucho_glasses#/media/File:AnonymousBlogger.jpg

That's him, Officer!

 

[FurBurger]

The only possible explanation, other than he's very stupid and very very fat, is that his desire to believe his "story" was important enough to warrant a fucking 18 page article outweighed any sense of proportion or reasonable thinking that his womanly mind might be capable of.

I think it's simpler than that: everybody wants to be heard, and nobody listens to Pat, ever. He's got few (if any) friends, and I'm guessing they're just people who put up with him but don't give a shit what he has to say. Nikki's sick of his shit, so she just "yes, dear's" him, Brinton's cut him off any number of times even though he's being paid to listen, he's got no work colleagues... and then along comes Josiah, who's not just a sympathetic ear but actually wants to spread the word, and in a meaningful way, too. Of course Pat's going to give him everything he has; it's like one of those FBI interrogators that builds a rapport with the sick pedo, who gives them everything.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

This reminds of a time that I didn't realize I was talking to a prostitute for two days. I met her at a hotel bar, and everything seemed so easy that I had a twinge of doubt, but I was so horny that it never occurred to me she's a prostitute. All the signs were there:

- She was hanging out in the hotel bar even though she wasn't staying there.
- While I was talking to her the bartenders seemed to be snickering at us and one of them (some kind of jungle Asian) told me "she's a very nice girl".
- She left a very generous tip at the bar, at least 50%, probably a kickback for them letting her work there.
- After we exchanged numbers, she left abruptly to "charge her phone".
- The next day she was blowing up my phone with text messages to meet up.
- When we met up the next day, there were two obvious prostitutes at the same bar, and she's like "I know them".

I ignored all of that and was caught totally by surprise when she said "let's talk about compensation". I was totally blinded by my desires, just like Pat was blinded by his "rage erection" at the prospect of getting revenge against the stlakers.

...Well? Did you fuck her?

 

[fusciasomething]

Carnivals would not exist without people like Pat.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I think this what happened, he thinks this troll story is his ticket to fame and fortune. He’s been telling himself he will become world famous as the troll killer and will be writing books about it, speaking gigs, tv appearances, etc. and this seemed like the first big step to making that all a reality. Pig is stupid but his massive ego makes him even dumber

Which is dumb in and of itself because even if the stars completely aligned and he ID'ed everybody, won the case, got a book deal for I Beat the Trolls and Have Lots of Sex and went on a speaking tour, 4chan would immediately make him their highest priority project.

Fuckin Boob Woodward didnt even consider that.

 

[BudDickman]

...Well? Did you fuck her?

Nah, I'm not a whore fucker.

As soon as she asked for money I became irate and asked her repeatedly why she thinks that she gets to speak and let her know that her mouth is doing that thing where it isn't sucking my dick. You know, the typical alpha male response.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I think it's simpler than that: everybody wants to be heard, and nobody listens to Pat, ever. He's got few (if any) friends, and I'm guessing they're just people who put up with him but don't give a shit what he has to say. Nikki's sick of his shit, so she just "yes, dear's" him, Brinton's cut him off any number of times even though he's being paid to listen, he's got no work colleagues... and then along comes Josiah, who's not just a sympathetic ear but actually wants to spread the word, and in a meaningful way, too. Of course Pat's going to give him everything he has; it's like one of those FBI interrogators that builds a rapport with the sick pedo, who gives them everything.

That’s what I figured, he so starved for any attention and is ignored. He purposely sits at a busy bar counter with a laptop, mouse, and other bullshit just to be seen by others. He might as well wear a shirt that says IM A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON in hopes people will talk to him. Everyone either interacts with him the least amount possible or ignores him all together. His “wife” is a roommate who doesn’t care what he’s oinking about and bar staff can only pretend to care for tips but will find any excuse to ignore him by having “work to do”.

Moon was the first person in months (maybe years) to actually care about his life. Pat spilled the beans even thinking it was fake because he wanted someone to talk to.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Nah, I'm not a whore fucker.

As soon as she asked for money I became irate and asked her repeatedly why she thinks that she gets to speak and let her know that her mouth is doing that thing where it isn't sucking my dick. You know, the typical alpha male response.

Damn, what are you, 6'1"?

 

[FurBurger]

He purposely sits at a busy bar counter with a laptop, mouse, and other bullshit just to be seen by others.

Right by the cash register, I've noticed.

 

[cliveowen]

If he was as tech savvy as he pretends to be he would've done a whois lookup of huffpostnews.net and seen that the registrant info was empty, while the well-known huffpost domains show BuzzFeed, Inc as the registrant. He would've also seen that the registrar is different (Amazon instead of MarkMonitor).

Ahh. I'd been wondering about that. I assumed there was no way Josiah was using a Gmail account, but couldn't figure out how he got access to a Huffington post address.

I guess Pat assumed there was no way someone would spend 9 dollars to register a domain just to screw with him.

 

[Covid19]

Its amazing how desperate he is for someone to listen to him squeal that he didn't even vet or research who was interviewing him. Should be a wake up call that nobody cares and knows he's full of shit.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Apparently all it takes to fool our special boy https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groucho_glasses#/media/File:AnonymousBlogger.jpg

That’s how Nicole got him too.

 

[guest]

That’s how Nicole got him too.

Nikki by Pat’s own account is a depressed alcoholic. I’m guessing it didn’t take much.

 

[EraGodless]

If he was as tech savvy as he pretends to be he would've done a whois lookup of huffpostnews.net and seen that the registrant info was empty, while the well-known huffpost domains show BuzzFeed, Inc as the registrant. He would've also seen that the registrar is different (Amazon instead of MarkMonitor).

 

[guest]

Pat stated he understood Josiah had no social media presence because he didn't want to be tracked by cyberstlakers. As we all know, an editorial assistant at a place like HuffPo only deals in the writing of articles about online terrorists. Pat needs all evidence to conform to his already held beliefs and if it doesn't he'll find a way to convince himself it does.

 

[Caverlock]

This really made me go back and wonder: why didn't he go on Ben Shapiro's show?

Did someone manage to stop him? Did he exhaust his last shred of wisdom to realize it would be a total disaster?

 

[guest]

This really made me go back and wonder: why didn't he go on Ben Shapiro's show?

Did someone manage to stop him? Did he exhaust his last shred of wisdom to realize it would be a total disaster?

Pat needs the ability to take a moment think of a dismissive comeback with no actual argument. In person he'd shatter like his knees will one day.

 

[Udders]

This really made me go back and wonder: why didn't he go on Ben Shapiro's show?

Did someone manage to stop him? Did he exhaust his last shred of wisdom to realize it would be a total disaster?

Not only is he not smart enough to 'win' a debate, hes not even smart enough to have an interesting back and forth discussion about a topic that he cares about, or fakes caring about for likes. He also has no original thoughts or opinions.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

This reminds of a time that I didn't realize I was talking to a prostitute for two days. I met her at a hotel bar, and everything seemed so easy that I had a twinge of doubt, but I was so horny that it never occurred to me she's a prostitute. All the signs were there:

- She was hanging out in the hotel bar even though she wasn't staying there.
- While I was talking to her the bartenders seemed to be snickering at us and one of them (some kind of jungle Asian) told me "she's a very nice girl".
- She left a very generous tip at the bar, at least 50%, probably a kickback for them letting her work there.
- After we exchanged numbers, she left abruptly to "charge her phone".
- The next day she was blowing up my phone with text messages to meet up.
- When we met up the next day, there were two obvious prostitutes at the same bar, and she's like "I know them".

I ignored all of that and was caught totally by surprise when she said "let's talk about compensation". I was totally blinded by my desires, just like Pat was blinded by his "rage erection" at the prospect of getting revenge against the stlakers.

Yep. When a man wants so desperately for something to be true, thats when he’s at his most vulnerable. Add to that being lonely and a complete loser, and you have yourself a sitting duck