The first thing I did when part 1 of Josiahgate dropped

[guest]

Was to Google Josiah Munoz. Nothing came up apart from some kid's IG. Nothing affiliated with Huffington Post, no LinkedIn, no freelance articles, nothing even remotely linked to journalism. I chuckled and hit play.

Fat went weeks, spoke to him 4 times on the phone, interacted by email a dozen or more times, told him everything before even contemplating looking him up. We all know how fat and crazy he is but I don't think anyone realised just quite how stupid he is. I mean everyone knew he was a dumb rube, but this is retard-level naivety. Very fat too.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Reminder: despite Fat's pseudo intellectual facade he has completed exactly zero semesters of post high school education.

 

[guest]

Apparently all it takes to fool our special boy [URL]https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groucho_glasses#/media/File%3AAnonymousBlogger.jpg[/URL]

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Within an hour of it being posted on KiwiFarms people had already linked Josiah Munoz to Joshua Moon (Null), the guy who runs KiwiFarms. Pat actually sued Null and knew his real name, he was still too stupid to realize it.

 

[guest]

Reminder: despite Fat's pseudo intellectual facade he has completed exactly zero semesters of post high school education.

Wrong as always, child. I have a PhD in killing trolls with fire. I’m sorry you’re so bad at this.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

If he had more than 15 minutes of professional experience, he would've known something was weird. He so badly wanted it to be true that he let himself roll with it.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Let's not forget how much he gave up on that first phone call. We used to refer to girls like that as the town bicycle.

 

[stealthygeek]

I liked when "I'm basically a journalist too" Pat assured Josiah that he knows how these big city interviews go down and cited his bylines. Nice journalistic instincts, stupid.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

He probably did check and figured 'Perfect, he's stealthy just like me. I need somebody off the grid to break the 18 page story about me, myself and I. I'm important and so is my story.'

 

[HotDogJoe]

I can't get my head around how he fell for it either. It's actually unfucking believable that he just took the guys word for it that he worked for Huffington Post. I don't care that he was vouched for by the mole; why would you ever trust anyone who can't be independently verified as legit when you're in his position.

Not only that but he did hours of phone calls and sent pretty much every little bit of sensitive information and evidence he had in the form of screenshots, police report numbers, voicemails, security camera footage. Why in the name of fuck would an article about trolls require you to send any of that stuff? Even if requested, why would you ever give that up when you have an ongoing lawsuit and criminal investigation.

He is one dumb pig motherfucker.

 

[guest]

I can't get my head around how he fell for it either. It's actually unfucking believable that he just took the guys word for it that he worked for Huffington Post. I don't care that he was vouched for by the mole; why would you ever trust anyone who can't be independently verified as legit when you're in his position.

Not only that but he did hours of phone calls and sent pretty much every little bit of sensitive information and evidence he had in the form of screenshots, police report numbers, voicemails, security camera footage. Why in the name of fuck would an article about trolls require you to send any of that stuff? Even if requested, why would you ever give that up when you have an ongoing lawsuit and criminal investigation.

He is one dumb pig motherfucker.

The only possible explanation, other than he's very stupid and very very fat, is that his desire to believe his "story" was important enough to warrant a fucking 18 page article outweighed any sense of proportion or reasonable thinking that his womanly mind might be capable of. In short, his ego told his brain to shut the fuck up.

 

[BudDickman]

This reminds of a time that I didn't realize I was talking to a prostitute for two days. I met her at a hotel bar, and everything seemed so easy that I had a twinge of doubt, but I was so horny that it never occurred to me she's a prostitute. All the signs were there:

- She was hanging out in the hotel bar even though she wasn't staying there.
- While I was talking to her the bartenders seemed to be snickering at us and one of them (some kind of jungle Asian) told me "she's a very nice girl".
- She left a very generous tip at the bar, at least 50%, probably a kickback for them letting her work there.
- After we exchanged numbers, she left abruptly to "charge her phone".
- The next day she was blowing up my phone with text messages to meet up.
- When we met up the next day, there were two obvious prostitutes at the same bar, and she's like "I know them".

I ignored all of that and was caught totally by surprise when she said "let's talk about compensation". I was totally blinded by my desires, just like Pat was blinded by his "rage erection" at the prospect of getting revenge against the stlakers.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The only possible explanation, other than he's very stupid and very very fat, is that his desire to believe his "story" was important enough to warrant a fucking 18 page article outweighed any sense of proportion or reasonable thinking that his womanly mind might be capable of. In short, his ego told his brain to shut the fuck up.

I think this what happened, he thinks this troll story is his ticket to fame and fortune. He’s been telling himself he will become world famous as the troll killer and will be writing books about it, speaking gigs, tv appearances, etc. and this seemed like the first big step to making that all a reality. Pig is stupid but his massive ego makes him even dumber

 

[Heyfellas]

Patrick, not being educated, relies on his intuition to make decisions rather than research.

Since he has no need to research or look into other ideas, he is the smartest person he knows.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Patrick, not being educated, relies on his intuition to make decisions rather than research.

Since he has no need to research or look into other ideas, he is the smartest person he knows.

Also note he has interacted with very few people outside of the Internet over his entire life. His social skills are almost retard level which is why he will also trust anyone and spill everything. He was telling Internet strangers who defended him (like that fat loser from that shitty band) all kinds of stuff just for defending him. He’s never had friends and is dying for any kind of interaction with real people.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Also note he has interacted with very few people outside of the Internet over his entire life. His social skills are almost retard level which is why he will also trust anyone and spill everything. He was telling Internet strangers who defended him (like that fat loser from that shitty band) all kinds of stuff just for defending him. He’s never had friends and is dying for any kind of interaction with real people.

He has autism, aspergers or something on the spectrum. Signs are all there. On some level I can feel for him but when you look at what he says and does it's hard to have any sympathy. I also find him to be rotund and his appearance is very off putting. Sick guy, sad.

 

[Harry Powell]

He has autism, aspergers or something on the spectrum. Signs are all there. On some level I can feel for him but when you look at what he says and does it's hard to have any sympathy. I also find him to be rotund and his appearance is very off putting. Sick guy, sad.

Sometimes I’ll feel a lot of sympathy for him - there’s no way his life is enjoyable, and he’s so lost it’s gonna be very hard to find his way out of it - but he is just SUCH a raging cunt to people that it erases it all.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Also note he has interacted with very few people outside of the Internet over his entire life.

What you don't think putting "Leans in intently" in square brackets to indicate your actions is a normal way for a 41 year old man to communicate?

*wounded wildebeest shriek*

 

[BudDickman]

If he was as tech savvy as he pretends to be he would've done a whois lookup of huffpostnews.net and seen that the registrant info was empty, while the well-known huffpost domains show BuzzFeed, Inc as the registrant. He would've also seen that the registrar is different (Amazon instead of MarkMonitor).

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Sometimes I’ll feel a lot of sympathy for him - there’s no way his life is enjoyable, and he’s so lost it’s gonna be very hard to find his way out of it - but he is just SUCH a raging cunt to people that it erases it all.

It’s why so many people avoid him, he’s just an unlikeable cunt with zero redeeming qualities. Even when he was with his writer “friends” he would make sure to put every male down to make himself look better due to his extreme insecurities. I’d feel bad but he’s a 41 year old man that has zero desire to better himself and not behave like an asshole because he believes he’s the most perfect person ever. Also shows his “wife” is just a roommate because she doesn’t care about him and how awful he behaves. She just knows to stay out his way so her mom can continue to fund their lifestyle.