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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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UnPRePared said:
Abe, rumour has it that Don Ameche had a dark side to him, and some kind of rivalry with Ricardo Montalban. Any truth to this, or can I call my bandmate a lying cunt?
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Don Ameche fucked me out of a Disney picture in '93. I was supposed to play a golden retriever. Ameche got in the jew casting directors' (Bluestein and Shoenman, I will never forgive you cunts) ears and suggested that instead of me and Eric Stoltz playing the parts of dogs, that they get actual dogs and he and Michael J. Fox would just voice them. I'm a method actor, Ray. I lived for a year as a golden retriever for no fucking reason. I did irreversible damage to my hands and knees.

The beef between Ricardo and Don was this: Ricardo was actually really good friends with the gnome from Fantasy Island, Herbie Villanova. Don was on an episode of Fantasy Island as a slimy Italian circus master or some shit. Anyway, Don Ameche thought the midget was a kid and drugged and molested him on the set, as he was wont to do, resulting in the little feller's suicide years later. He also overheard him say "Corinthian leather or not, the Chrysler Cordoba is a shitbox." Which just isn't true, Ray. That's a fine car. Don Ameche was a monster.
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
Don Ameche fucked me out of a Disney picture in '93. I was supposed to play a golden retriever. Ameche got in the jew casting directors' (Bluestein and Shoenman, I will never forgive you cunts) ears and suggested that instead of me and Eric Stoltz playing the parts of dogs, that they get actual dogs and he and Michael J. Fox would just voice them. I'm a method actor, Ray. I lived for a year as a golden retriever for no fucking reason. I did irreversible damage to my hands and knees.

The beef between Ricardo and Don was this: Ricardo was actually really good friends with the gnome from Fantasy Island, Herbie Villanova. Don was on an episode of Fantasy Island as a slimy Italian circus master or some shit. Anyway, Don Ameche thought the midget was a kid and drugged and molested him on the set, as he was wont to do, resulting in the little feller's suicide years later. He also overheard him say "Corinthian leather or not, the Chrysler Cordoba is a shitbox." Which just isn't true, Ray. That's a fine car. Don Ameche was a monster.
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He raped Tattoo!?
 
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