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The Drew Carey Show MEGATHREAD

RapistWithHIV

With Osteoporosis.
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Loved him on Nice Podcast, Stupid.

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BraunsGhost

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I was gonna bring that up earlier. The "fucked your dog and shit in your purse" joke still makes me laugh to this day.
I remember the guy depositing his check at the bank and the super pussy jokes. . . plus i still remember his story about getting into a fight at Kenny Kings and ending up in the hospital after his cum turned on him 😆
 

EraGodless

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Never watched the Drew Carey Show, but I handled his DirecTV account (he had a free account marked Celeb because he was a pitchman for the company back in the early 2000's). Nigga had like 20 receivers and it was a real pain in the ass to navigate them all because whoever set up the account gave the receivers generic names like; living room1 and living room2 and so on- nice organization, stupid. How the fuck is anyone supposed to know what living room is 1 and which is 2?

I also handled Mario Lopez's account- AMA.
 

DiarrheaDick

She's takin' a shit right into a glass!
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Haven't watched it in years. One of my favorite bits of dialog was when he had to do a bank transfer: "Hi I'd like to transfer some money from my savings to my checking. I know there's a fee for the transfer...wait there's a fee for this phone call? THERE'S A MULTIPLE FEE FEE?
 

EraGodless

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Did he ever sit backwards in a chair?


I always loved the Drug Co. mentions in DCS. It's great you finally got to go there in Season 4.


I'm not sure but Mario Lopez sounded like a white dude on the phone- he was really polite and nice and admitted he had no fucking idea how is account worked and how to use the remote and access channels. He was another celeb with a free account-
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Look, dahlin'; Johnny Ringo.
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Was Drew pleasant on the phone? He was such a likeable guy on the show that I always figured in his off time he was just fucking whores and doing coke but never expressing any joy. The type of dude who would threaten to assault or murder a customer service rep over his DirectTV account multiple times a month.
 
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