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$500 to whomever figures out which resort they're staying at. Keep it in the secret forum if you have the details.
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This power couple spends the other 50 weeks of the year at the resort in the metropolis of MilwaukeeI’ve never heard of anyone going on a resort vacation for 2 whole weeks. Must be nice
I like to rub it in to poors like you, little one. Away with you now.Who is he fucking talking to about this? Why even announce this you sweaty fat hog?
I’m sure the Costa Ricans are really looking forward to a fat American ordering them around like servants but barely tipping.
Never understood why a public figure with an easily accessible address + phone number would announce to the whole world that his half hovel will be unprotected for two weeks .
Nothing would be funnier than fatrick's shack being ransacked shortly after he posts a selfie on the beach with an umbrella drink.
fucking dolt.
International felony harassment, niño.Will it be more special being childed by him from Costa Rica?
Never understood why a public figure with an easily accessible address + phone number would announce to the whole world that his half hovel will be unprotected for two weeks .
Nothing would be funnier than fatrick's shack being ransacked shortly after he posts a selfie on the beach with an umbrella drink.
fucking dolt.
Can't take two weeks off if you don't have a job.I can't imagine a vacation from doing nothing, and for two fucking weeks? I have taken two weeks off exactly one time in my entire life and I still answered emails most of the time, Pat will be hungover or drunk and utterly useless the entire time. I hope he's harpooned on day one
(not a death threat as I won't be in Costa Rica nor do I own a harpoon)
BRINTONNNNN!$500 to whomever figures out which resort they're staying at. Keep it in the secret forum if you have the details.
Your wife would have to be attractive for that statement to be true, child.Wrong as always, baby child.
I work 60 hours a week. I'm sorry you're so stupid and jealous I'll be drinking margaritas on the beach, getting my fat cock sucked by my hot wife. Hush now.
That’s what happens when rubes leave the house. They go all out. He did a bunch of shit in Hawaii that looked both boring and un-necessary.I’ve never heard of anyone going on a resort vacation for 2 whole weeks. Must be nice
That’s what happens when rubes leave the house. They go all out. He did a bunch of shit in Hawaii that looked both boring and un-necessary.
He thought it was Cambodia, Niki told him he was mistaken and all the light left his eyes.Traveling internationally to fuck children is a federal crime.
Like an ocean sunfish. The world's most useless animal.Imagine him shirtless in swimming trunks, trying to swim. His buoyant gut would keep turning him over on his back.
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